Ursula ✨

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[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

“You see… I really like corn!” 😩😂

I laughed a lot while making these, for obvious reasons 🌚😂

Made with ♥️ using @figma

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

People that give cos they want to receive 🙄🙄

[Adunni onidata😌 @Adunniolaide02]

This is how w1ckɛd people can be but always want From you. 🙄
2 years ago my friend gave biřth to her first ch!ld , I got her alot of gifts when I visited her and still gave her m0ney to celebrate with her.

Now reaching my turn. I gave b!rth 3 weeks ago and my friend visited on Sunday . Guys below is the gifts she came with just the three packs
1kg viva, wipe and pampers only, they are not even the biggest size for that matter,.

I'm so aʼngřy because she didn't even give me up to half of what I gave her as a gift. For her mind now she will be claiming that she gifted me honestly I'm thinking of giving the items out to a new mum. Help me post if any of your audience needs it .

Should I just return what she brought?

Nkechinyere Cecilia

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

The people holding her there too

[Risi Arab Money @OyinLadun0]

I am sorry but the person that planned this for her is wicked sha. You knew she is an introvert with social anxiety,yet you guys still planned a surprise birthday party for her?

Anyone who tries this shit with me go regret am that day. Me that I hate being the center of attention.

The way I will be panicking,I go disappear from that party😭😭😭

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

RT 🤣

[olamidé. @the_miidey]

omo, me i like fine boys ooo
if you no fine, dey go front abeg.

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

Lmao abeg 🤣🤣

[GLOBAL LILIAN!😌💗 @LilianErnest_]

You cannot set up a camera to drag me and think you are “correcting me”😂

I wear corsets
And I don’t wear it for anybody😂

There is a reason why I wore it with a suit blazers to church and not bare

The problem I have with that fat fool is that his niche is tearing down female believers for their outfit

And I’m not a religious person (jsyk😂)

So if one “non-religious” outfit makes me not “born again” to you
I don’t care😂😂😂

In the grand scheme of things (my salvation)
You don’t matter
At all😌

I’m not even indecent
So you can’t pull that card on me

I have a very decent wardrobe
And I love being modest

Most times I just come out fashionable

And the fact that I wore a corset that makes you see my cleavage doesn’t mean I’d stop💀💔😂
(I wear these corsets once in a year)

So you’re opportune to see it early this year😌

When next you or any other religious fanatic wants to “judge” me or “correct” me

Do it privately cos idgaf😌💅🏻

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

The laughing emojis are always a staple 🤣🤣

[Jennifer @Uchechukwu_Jeny]

After giving birth to my 6th baby, my hubby said my body is no longer looking attractive to him, that it’s either I work on my body or he will get himself a side chick

I think say na play ooo😂😂😂 I say make I go through oga phone one night, naso I see say oga don dey date one girl for our street, he evn gives her money he has never given me before, takes her out, nobody tell me before I start to work on myself😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As I don hot now, na every night oga come dey sleep for house😂😂😂if sidechick call am na toilet he go run go answer the call😂😂😂😂😂😂
For your mind you think say you fit snatch my husband, you wey my hubby use pass time, me nd hubby dey use your matter catch cruise sef😂😂😂😂😂
All of una wey dey say I suppose to leave the marriage, If e reach your turn allow them snatch your hubby and scatter your marriage.

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

Nna ehhh, did you watch the episode?
The only times he cried were when he was talking about his children

[Dr Love Haroun❤️🩺 @Drweloveu]

A lot of people (men in particular) have criticized this man for crying in public just because his wife (Judy Austin) left him and married Yul Edochie.

But, I want to tell you that the reason this man was crying is not because his wife left him.

It is something deeper.

There is one thing you cannot take away from every man.

It is called EGO!

Whether you’re born again or born before😎

Whether you worship Allah, Jesus or Sàngo.

It is an intrinsic nature of every man.

There is no man on the face of the earth who can come out boldly to say that he does not have ego.

Let me ask you…..

If Judy Austin left this man for another man whom he is better than, do you think that he would be crying?

The answer is a capital N.O!

Now, as a man, it’s extremely painful and almost devastating to watch another man mesmerize with your wife or a woman you are in love with.

And, you cannot do anything about it especially because the man is more economically placed than you.

The main reason why this guy is bitter is because his ex wife is in the hand of a man who is seemingly doing better than him.

- He cannot take Yul to court (he MAY not afford lawyers)

- He cannot call Police for Yul

- He doesn’t have enough social capital as much as Yul has.

- Judy is probably getting more money from Yul than him.

So, when he breaks down to cry, it’s an expression of a broken ego.

And, I feel for him sincerely.

I don’t wish this for any man.

#thesalesguru

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

This 🤣🤣

[Ayobami🌸(blue tick) @not_abayomi]

Rebranding 3 quarter leggings to capri pants is so funny and it’s still ugly regardless.

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

@crazeclown Joke or ragebait??

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

I’m not sure you guys understood the story before forming opinions.
Why didn’t he buy the food while coming, if he didn’t have the extra cash? Why didn’t he buy the drink and then ask her to refund?

If you were the lady, your reaction might be worse. Just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenberg]

Some days ago, I read a story on the timeline where a young man narrated how a lady always gave the security guy that she worked with ₦5,000 to trek to a nearby food store to get her meals.

According to the narrator, the meal cost ₦4,000 and so she forfeit ₦1,000 to the

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

That wax lady has seen things!! She even has tampons on standby 😂

[Maryam @hell_line0]

A friend of a friend started her period mid-brazilian wax. Instead of the wax lady stopping & allowing her to go to the restroom, she told the girl not to worry & inserted the tampon for her then proceeded to continue waxing….

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

@The_Big_Ada @Egokuwait @Munalozy For people like SB, I want him to at least foster one for a few weeks, months or years and then comman give us a review

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

@Freyy_is Heiiii!!! God will bless you ooo

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

The best way to treat men like this is to live your life like you don’t care about them. The thing dey pain them ehhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Udeme Akpan | SOCIAL MEDIA & ADS MANAGER @udemeAkpan01]

My uncle's wife knocked on our door today looking like she hadn't slept in weeks.

Turns out my uncle has not touched her food or shared her bed since their last fight. Not one meal. Not one night. Just pure, calculated silence.

She came to report him to my parents like a formal petition. I was in the next room, ear practically on the wall.

My parents were shocked. I was shocked. But the most shocking part?

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

Same Bokku charged me twice for nylon bag. I let it go cos it was a small amount.

So, it’s a thing!

[_kennyd_ @olakennyd]

I experienced what @Sisi_Yemmie has been saying here on the TL today!

I was coming back from an outing and decided to get a few items from Bokku Mart.

I bought only 3 items. The attendant asked if I wanted a nylon bag and I said yes.

He said the bag was #100. But why did he deduct #1700 for the nylon?

I didn’t check the receipt until I got into the car, then I remembered and decided to check.

I went back inside and asked what the #1700 was for. He said it was an error and that I had to wait for the supervisor to fix it!

This pissed me off! He could simply have given me my change instead of making me wait for their error.

Apparently the supervisor was in on it too. He came out and quickly asked the guy to give me my change.

I can’t imagine how long this has been going on! @bokkumart, call your staff to order.

Business owners, please be very involved in your business and don’t trust any staff.

#1700 is not a lot of money but imagine doing this to 5-10 customers a day!

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

@Toreraoladeji Yesss 😂 I only enjoyed her in Roxy

[Black Girl Airneh 🧑🏾‍🍳 @TokyosBite]

In all of these things you wrote, if you heard the pastor. He said and I quote “You’ll have to stop this your spicy content, you can’t continue doing it, but you did well. You came out the overall best and I will not deny you that cos you earned it”.

Jesus came for the sinners, he left the 99 and followed the 1. “Who among you is without sin should be the first to cast the stone”. One thing about Lady Kay is that she’s intelligent, she attended the class, and came out as the best student. So she was given what she earned (give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar).

If God wants to use her, he will arrest her.

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

Ain’t reading all that but I’ve never rated this page and with every post, they give me more reasons why I made the right choice

[Spiricoco Twittter @SpiricocoNg]

A lady on TikTok posted a video on her page today, the first video.

It shows her being awarded the Best Graduating Student at LOGIC Foundation Class by Pastor Flourish Peters.

But the problem becomes apparent when you see the lifestyle of the girl.

In the second video, she boasts about sexual activities.

She talks about how she can engage in sexual acts for a sustained period of time.

She boasts about engaging in oral sex licentiously.

She boasts about how she relishes ingesting semen orally.

She says she is “mischievous,” boastfully.

But that is not all.

She talks about other more depraved illicit acts she cherishingly engages in.

For example, she describes someone she has designated an “Eater.”

According to her, this person performs oral sex on her, and she in turn records the sounds she makes and shares these recordings with her “inner circle.”

That is practically pornography.

And that is apart from other licentious lifestyle practices like narrative pornography, nudity, etc.

This person was awarded the Best Graduating Student of LOGIC Church’s foundational Bible program.

Now, why are we making this post?

God bears us witness, it is not primarily because of the girl, but because of the pastor.

Right now, if this girl unfortunately dies, she will not be part of the kingdom of heaven.

Why? The Bible denounces this sort of lifestyle.

“For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality;

that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God.” — 1 Thess. 4:3–5

Then it says God’s judgment comes upon those who live in such sin:

“The Lord will punish all those who commit such sins, as we told you and warned you before.”- 1 Thess. 2:16.

If this lady dies today, her soul will wake up in God's eternal judgement in hell.

Why would God judge those who engage in sexual immorality?

It is because our bodies, as believers, are now the temple of God, and God will destroy anyone who destroys His temple:

“Do you not know that you are God’s temple and that God’s Spirit dwells in you?

If anyone destroys God’s temple, God will destroy him. For God’s temple is holy, and you are that temple.” — 1 Cor. 3:16–17

Let God deal with Spiricoco, be it ever so severely, if we are not writing this with quaking fingers and tears lining our very eyes.

This girl’s soul is wasting away in sin. Her soul is gone deep in the death of sin, at the moment.

And her pastor has not been able to tell her that the works of the flesh are manifest:

“Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality…”— Gala. 5:19

And that those who engage in them will be judged by God:

“I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.”
— Gala. 5:21

Flourish Peters has not told her that:

“God’s firm foundation stands, bearing this seal: ‘The Lord knows those who are his,’ and, ‘Let everyone who names the name of the Lord depart from iniquity.’”
— 2 Tim. 2:19

Pastor Flourish has not told her that she must abandon the evil ways in which her mind was once controlled by lust against God before she was saved:

“They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart...

and they, having become callous, have given themselves over to sensuality for the practice of every kind of impurity with greediness.” — Eph. 4:18

Instead, what does Flourish Peters do?

He gave her an award, and told her only to stop sharing “those spicy content.”

So, he knows about these vulgar corrupt communications from her.

But his problem was not that she was doing sexually immoral things, but that she was sharing them.

That was Flourish Peters’ concern.

This is a major church in the heart of Lagos where many attend.

Right now, the lady’s soul is in corruption and sin, and Flourish Peters, who was meant to deliver the washing word of truth, has not.

If Flourish Peters really preached to her, she should have repented, turned back from these sinful life to the living God.

Like the Ephesians burnt their spellbooks when Paul preached to them, this girl should have done the same if Peters really shared the gospel of life with her.

But he obviously didn't share the whole counsel of God with her.

Finally, we share this to show you the danger of hypergrace doctrine.

In LOGIC Church, they preach that we don’t need to ask for forgiveness anymore.

They preach the “once saved, forever saved” doctrine. This is the fruit of that doctrine.

A grace that has been turned into licentiousness. There is no one who lives like that who will make heaven.

Hypergrace is damnation, and LOGIC Church preaches it.

This is the fruit.

The time to talk about Flourish Peters is not here yet.

He is not alone.

The man from whom all these doctrines originate was the subject of discussion on Christian Twitter all of last week.

But we have said this to warn you: to know the wolves in your midst.

To beware of false preachers, the apostles of Satan.

To be diligent with the Word, and fervent in prayers that you may guard against temptation.

To keep your garments clean, and to live circumspectly in this world.

When the time to fight comes, God will put Satan under our feet.

Peace be with you. Amen.

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

My friends and I were discussing about this and I was so shocked!
The way men think about women ehhhh. Tueh!

[Nze @nzemmili]

Nne, anytime you come back, visit your local bars, and bring up woman topic, you’ll not be able to eat well that day again.

[Ese thee nutritionist @itschargiee]

Beauty standard I will never partake in, is shaving my legs.

[Ursula ✨ @Urluchy]

Later they’d expect his wife to train him for them

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Mothers like this piss me off sm.