Baby Deer

Favorite Child, No Parents

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

Ok What lil angel left this in my wallet?

[brother.spud @rjv3ga]

The hate I got when I got milk in my coffee.

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

@getlostlikenemo it is a food apartheid!- a result of racist policies in the US that affect things like city zoning and lending practices. Systematic racism and oppression effects how/what everyone eats

[brother.spud @rjv3ga]

You ain’t never eaten the kiwi wit da skin and it shows. Smh

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

@rjv3ga Stop projecting lol

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

@PetronellaEric @dustypoo765 In all honesty I hope you get the help you need kid

[brother.spud @rjv3ga]

Star dabbed in public. I saw it

[brother.spud @rjv3ga]

I am tired of you guys not laughing at my jokes

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

My high school history teacher,
Dr. Furlong came into my work yesterday and said to me
“I wanted to thank you for showing me Childish Gambino”
and it was hands down one of my proudest moments lmao

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

Just here to give an update

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

When I grow up I wanna be Pharrell Williams.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

people who forged their parents signature in high school honestly know how to ruin their fucking life then fix it like everything’s fine.

[lotus eater @_AXIII_]

your plug is not vegan

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

this bitch has got to be trolling https://t.co/cGhX2qbTTX

[SZA @sza]

Literally slap me . Shits CRAZY . Wow . Go OFF queen . 🙏🏾❤️ https://t.co/EAqdSo3DR8

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

This is mainly just for @ShylaTheGreat lol
I will find another way to send funny vids your way

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

I’m deleting this app for awhile. Peace out. Contact me elsewhere.

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

But more importantly why is it ACTUALLY him more times than it’s not lmao

[Baby Deer @UrmaSemper]

Why is it that every time I see a bald headed man in a button down in public I think it’s Dr. Furlong?