Riyaz Cheytan

Orpington Ex-pat

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@seanpaulday Black cab also came to a stop in a box.

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@PalaceReport Selhurst Perk

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@AS_SergioLopez You made a lot of new fans from CPFC yesterday with the way you supported the team and everything you stand for.

Incredible fans.

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@PalaceReport He didn't want to be here... Let's make sure that happens then and keep him away from the stadium & the French world cup team.

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@Clent78 @PalaceReport No... You are dealing with a club run by amateurs.

Wouldn't be surprised if they ran out of fax paper. We've just spent £48m on a player with 1 goal to his name this season.

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@The_Forty_Four Palace should look to sign him, we're short of a striker who can score.

Ooh.... hang on...

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@beardmeatsfood You need to try this place... Phenomenal & looks a hell of a challenge too.
https://t.co/HGq0eJCqEv

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@UKLabour @labourpress Perhaps use this on your next manifesto??

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@Not__So_Obvious Police spending their resources hunting the real criminals - those using dodgy Firesticks, so don't have time to waste on trivial things like a man with a bloody big knife.

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@KiddaXBT @FabrizioRomano Flag after your name explains why you know nothing.

For your benefit, they just sold a player for £60m ... £30m is half of that.

So there's £30m left for another - just in case you get confused where the funding for the next player comes from.

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@PalaceReport @mcgrathmike Has a go fund me been started for a statue of this club legend?

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@PalaceReport @SportsPeteO Be a step backwards. A fantastic player in his prime, but sending the wrong message unless he is happy to be a squad filler.

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@SouthernRailUK And noone thought to tell the people on the train this.

Utter shambles... Enjoy the 5% fare increase.

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@pnm1979 Absolutely!

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@DavidLammy @realDonaldTrump @JDVance Changed your tune a bit haven't you?

Hopefully he will remember your wise words and tell you to shove it.

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@DavidLammy https://t.co/Q9cUVk5Vtb there you go Lammy ... Is this what you're supporting with your brown nosing?

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@DavidLammy No views on what Israel is doing in Palestine or Lebanon - or are you pretty okay with that genocide?

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@HLTCO CG is still loved at Palace after the year he spent with us.

Glad he moved to a club where he can feel loved from the management.

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@Parody_PM Luke Littler couldn't have hit that shot with the brick! What an aim.

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@NO_H8 @UKIP You going to deport him to Cardiff?