Ursula (she/her)

My brain is bad at editing. She/her.

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

I hope to Christ I'm not the only one who thought "she seems a little old for him but can't get you out of my head is still a bop so fair play" only to realise I'm an idiot and of course it's the age appropriate Kylie 🤦‍♀️

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so it was true that timothée and kylie are really dating, all this time i thought it was just a joke

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

Preston is by far the most unnecessarily bleak train station. It's got a tall glass roof and an old school station house with lots of glass and yet it's the most depressing place I've ever been

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

Still didn't get tickets though did I 🖕

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

I felt a bit grim and then I watched a video of a mamma deer grooming her baby and suddenly all is right in the world

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

Anyone not seen Barbie that wants a buddy to see it? I'm already looking for an excuse to watch it again

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

30,000th-ish in the queue every time, convinced it's a fix.
Ticketmaster is a con.
(Not that I'm bitter at all)

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

@isaacparkerr You're the guy aren't you?

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

My flight was three hours delayed, there's train strikes, I'm going to have to get a bus home from Croydon, but last Ursula put fresh bedding on before I left for Dublin and my god I'm grateful for that bitch

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

I got *the* email and I'm taking it very seriously

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

Every time someone as work discovers my middle names, I get called "Shelly" for a week. Every. Damn. Time.

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This is Bodie. He hopes everyone had a delightful #PrideMonth. If your pup celebrated by wearing rainbow or simply loves more than anything else, reply with a pic of them and help us create a megathread of support 🌈🐾

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

Came home from work incandescent with rage for the first time in a long while this morning. But I've had a toaster waffle, watered the plants and sworn at my door frame when it had the audacity to get in the way of my little toe. I now feel able to go to sleep.

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

What is it about karaoke that sends sensible, adult women absolutely feral?

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

Let my gym obsessed pal be my PT yesterday. Today I hurt so much it took me five full minutes, and some serious problem solving, to get out of the bath.

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

Had a pass-agg text from my GP reminding me to drink water in the sun and keep my allergy medication with me. Choosing to believe it's a mass text and nothing to do with the conversation I had with my GP last week about my out of date epi-pen and latest kidney infection

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

Of all my 'hill I am willing to die on' opinions, "Life's too short to iron fitted sheets" is the one I'm most passionate about

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

It's a rage/desperation buying a tens machine at 4am kind of nightshift

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

I will never not shout "posh Kenneth" every time Daniel Kaluuya pops up in a film or TV show

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

My main #Eurovision2023 observation is that Sweden is Kate Bush meets Wolverine

[Ursula (she/her) @Ursula__Anne]

I've just met a doctor wearing croc boat shoes. I think it's sent me over the edge