NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑

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Deuteronomy 28 : 3 - 13 💐

[NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑 @UrsularThando]

"amagwinya aphelile" hurts more than being dumped 💔

[NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑 @UrsularThando]

Being told nobody can do anything at this moment really pisses me off as such a long term client

[NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑 @UrsularThando]

@Nedbank You restricted my account without even sending notifications that I need to update my details. Now my son is going to go to bed without hs formula till you decide to unrestrict my account in BUSINESS HOURS 48hrs. Thank u for killing my son

[Village Guluva @VillageGuluva]

Y'all remember when abuti Lolo was rejected by a lady at groove? Guess what, he recently married the same woman. ❤️♥️🥹🥹

[B N S L @_BNSL]

The right girl will make you discover your new favourite meals. You will see at that point that your mom was cooking for your dad and not you.

[NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑 @UrsularThando]

Lol that time u baby sitting their child 😭😭😭😭

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

😭😭

[Rendani (MBA - Wits) @Rendani666]

I wouldn’t make it through life without my wife.

[NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑 @UrsularThando]

@Khodanipri Get an okapi instead

[Sinamile Qhawekazi @SthuliSkandabah]

Seyiqalile lack of communication 🚮

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Grounds. Hectares of grounds.

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

Just finished reviewing our April budget with my lady.

I pay rent, she pays for utilities and we share the groceries cost.

I need to get that lobola money ready for her asap.

[theeJeff Jan 31 @mogalejeff]

I am always looking forward to returning home to my family❤️. My wife and children mean everything to me🤞24 years of marriage, our bond is stronger than ever.👌

[NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑 @UrsularThando]

Taxi drivers would take this as an opportunity to skip the traffic

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

🇩🇪Absolute masterclass in road discipline on the German Autobahn!
When traffic comes to a standstill, drivers instantly shift left and right to create a Rettungsgasse, a crystal-clear emergency corridor right down the middle, so ambulances, fire trucks, and rescue vehicles can fly through at full speed. It’s the law in Germany and Austria, and it literally saves lives. This is how you do it!

[NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑 @UrsularThando]

Ffs

[prohgrez @everything_xual]

He fucked my ass, as a result i had a severe tear, told him how much pain I was in and how I needed to go stitch it up and he asked me if he could fuck it again so I stitch it up at once and I agreed.

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

Saphinde sasala thina abo “Don’t fuck with me wena Tshepo” 😔💔

[NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑 @UrsularThando]

Best part

[Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤ @MGoodnessr]

Maybe I'm the only one, but the announcement is actually very hot lol😭😭🔥

[Lwammie @AladyPL]

Mna shem ngiyatefa and I can not date someone ongekho soft and kind.

[NqobileJobe 🐝✨👑 @UrsularThando]

Real

[Ch3up3🦋 @KariukiKawira]

They won't eat me from the back at home. Sorri

[Ch3up3🦋 @KariukiKawira]

They won't eat me from the back at home. Sorri

[Bhuti Olishayayo Ikhekhe @BantuMthabela_]

Uyabona that part where you walk away to go do something, uhamba ngo kiss. Ubuye ngo kiss... Uhlala next to yena, emane ebrushe ikhanda lakho, alithi mba, alibrushe futhi 🙆🏽‍♂️

Ey mara amantombazan azosi bulala ngenjabulo 🥺❤️

Their only crime is that bayathumana, yhu 💀🤦🏽‍♂️

[kamo 🇿🇦 @kamogelx]

Priorities:

1. Make a million
2. Get an M340i
3. Buy an apartment

👩🏾‍🦱: “Baby, I want some sushi”

Priorities:

1. Get her sushi
2. Make a million
3. Get an M340i
4. Buy an apartment