Urval Patel

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. -Mark Twain

[Whale Insider @WhaleInsider]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump considers plan to seize Iran's Kharg Island, a key oil export hub in the Persian Gulf.

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JUST IN: Crypto assets lose $1.7 trillion in value since October 2025 peak.

[amit @amitisinvesting]

FUTURES

we all still have each other, right?

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[BCCI @BCCI]

🚨India’s squad for ICC Men’s T20 World Cup 2024 announced 🚨

Let's get ready to cheer for #TeamIndia

#T20WorldCup

[Urval Patel @UrvalPatel2]

@thevirdas Messy hand writing is a sign of high intelligence!

[Phys.org @physorg_com]

Higher levels of financial optimism associated with lower levels of cognitive ability https://t.co/7NT63ajmZB https://t.co/vNdJed4inJ

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

*WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE . . .*

*The Italian –* throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

*The German –* carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.

*The Frenchman –* takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

*The Chinese –* eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

*The Russian –* Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

*The Israeli –* sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

*The Palestinian –* blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian so there will be peace.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Massive @FTFonFS1 today… not sure if @kevinwildes or @Chris_Broussard will be here on time, though. At last check they were in Times Square trying to sell their “Purdy MVP” tickets for pennies on the dollar.

[Urval Patel @UrvalPatel2]

@anishgiri Sac the queen for smothered mate

[Urval Patel @UrvalPatel2]

@elonmusk @elonmusk maybe it’s time you meet @VivekGRamaswamy !!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

At college, I learned super important knowledge, like uhh … 🤔

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

There’s a dark but hard TRUTH to the Maui catastrophe that has led to over 110 tragic deaths. As wildfires raged, desperate residents petitioned state officials to send more water for firefighting & to help protect their properties from fire. That request went unanswered for hours, withholding critical aid to islanders. Now we’re learning that the official who delayed the approval is an Obama Foundation "Asia Pacific Leader" & a climate activist who believes water should be “revered” first and foremost. The DEI agenda is literally costing people their lives. Hawaii’s Democrat governor, Josh Green, says there are people “fighting against the release of water to fight fires” & that it needs to be explored further. The No. 1 responsibility of government is to protect its citizens. The victims and their families deserve the TRUTH.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his republican colleagues really are.

My favorite quote was: “In every other place your life you want to bring order, but guns are the outlier for you.”

Let all your republican friends see this video! https://t.co/qOlU187LHx

[Urval Patel @UrvalPatel2]

@netflix @KeraEva15765564 You suck!

[Urval Patel @UrvalPatel2]

@NFL_DovKleiman Lavar Arrington

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

This is a great read:
TikTok May Be A Chinese Superweapon - by Gurwinder https://t.co/Q72YIi8J6A

[Urval Patel @UrvalPatel2]

@getnickwright Ngl low key worried about the Vikings -3.

[Urval Patel @UrvalPatel2]

@GothamChess That’s above average. Turn this into a part time gig.

[Urval Patel @UrvalPatel2]

@GothamChess Gotta mix it up with leg kick combos.