Jakkernaut.

Hold your applause until the ceremony ends...

[Jakkernaut. @UsedHandle]

Twitter needs to introduce a feature that log you out if you start talking about something you have zero knowledge of.

[jason @morecjjj]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[Sakoto🐌 @Sakoto27]

Father was lecturing me about fake friends and I reminded him his brother scammed him

[Blast @Blastlcoms]

Mdrrr au lieu de prêcher la parole du Seigneur il lance la technique des 1000 oiseaux de Sasuke

[Such a Tyrant @Freexone_]

Because where are the flying cars?? 😢

[@peterpun @burner17035411]

Steward Little

[The Kop Watch @TheKopWatch]

8 players waiting for a cross..

Frimpong with the ball:

[007 @zevinchiii]

Baleba bomba, Rashford re integration and an opening day away loss to Hull City. Amazon couldn’t have asked for a better club to stream

[Jakkernaut. @UsedHandle]

Max is on a generational run of bad luck

[BELIEBER @Vararse_]

We signed Eriksen after he’d died & he was still more mobile than Tielemans ffs

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Every time Man Utd show the slightest sign of being back, they make sure to clear up the misunderstanding immediately.

[Mina Ibrahim @MinaFootball]

Just remembered that Amazon are probably in the dressing room with their cameras…

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Man United interim managers the second they get offered the job full time

[Jakkernaut. @UsedHandle]

Man Utd players definitely have the lowest football IQ across all top 5 leagues.

[G @Gideoomatic]

Season's done. We go again next season

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🚨 Our first starting XI of the #PL season is in! 👊

COME ON UNITED! 🗣️

[Alex Cabot 🦦 @hennyxstraight]

Hey so this is insane

[Aidan Walsh 🔰 @AidanWalshMUFC]

Anyone else excited to see how Rashford perfumes this season?

[死 @humanxmaybe]

post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut insanity

[RI Grimm-B ( Empereur des SDF) @ZebrAzami]

Enlevez la trad automatique svp

[Jakkernaut. @UsedHandle]

@herboldsoul Never doubted you 😂