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I come and go with this place

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@Harbingerr @OptimisticDoom I still keep her DM's around just to reminisce

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I cut a hole in my underwear so my asshole hair hangs out like a horse's tail.

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I stretch my foreskin over my dick head and it looks like I'm shining up a bowling ball when I'm masturbating.

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@pursedirt I completely failed. I was just basically darting my tongue in and out like I was French kissing. The embarrassment still haunts me to this day.

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I blow on a chick's clit like I'm inflating a pool raft.

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@pursedirt This is probably the best advice I've ever received.

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I move my fingers the same way a person plays the clarinet while I masturbate.

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@goatwhore666 I NEED ANSWERS!!!

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So did Chewbacca have like a regular dick? Or was it like a dog's little weird red lipstick thing?

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That last fart sounded like a half-assed harmonica player.

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Fingered a fat girl for the first time in my life. It felt like a duck nibbling crumbs out of my hand. Did I do that right?

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Just wiped from left to right. Now my ass cheeks look like they have eye brows.

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My penis skin snaps back like a cartoon window shade.

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@herps007 Problem is. I kept growing. The dick never did!? Thank you for the encouragement though friend.

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Took a DNA test and found out that I'm 1% black. Seriously considering growing out a assfro.

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Beating my uncle in a thumb wrestling match is probably the highlight of my life. Granted, it was under the covers. But a win's a win in my book.

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@Only1Leenie

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I'm going to grow out one single pubic hair, so i can call my dick Indiana Jones.

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Swimmer nose plugs. But for when I eat pussy.

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Looks like a pool pawty!! I yelled at my girlfriend, and her ugly family swimming.

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Homeless people don't have it that bad. I just seen one building a sick ass cardboard fort.