UselessCapsFan

Just my useless opinions #ALLCAPS

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

First X post will forever be the 🐐 double fisting beers.

[OffBall @OffBall_News]

Ovechkin’s goal-record party:

His favorite restaurant (Balos Estiatorio)
His favorite song (Bands A Make Her Dance)
Immediately handed two beers

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

@LukeCerpinTaxt We done a bit of business with them before.

[Luke Ado @LukeCerpinTaxt]

He had a good season, surprised he's leaving the NHL, but I wonder if he's doing what Ovi will do: go play for your home team for a season before retiring.

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

Brett Howden is to Vegas what DSP was to #ALLCAPS in 2018 and the some.

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

@PeteBlackburn Never underestimate the power of a good ol’ hate watch.

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

@AllenCaps1995 And don’t forget Bondra has 500 career goals and was the league’s top goal scorer twice and isn’t in the HOF.

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

@JFreshHockey Possible he had a soft trade request like convo with the brass last off season and after the way this year went, just said no mas.

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

I’m sure #ALLCAPS will be interested, along with just about everyone else.

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

https://t.co/3M9dl1OQiO

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

Maybe, if they lower their asking price for a guy with a no trade clause anyway.

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Nick Kypreos: It’s a lot more likely Jordan Kyrou will be traded this summer than most other players on the Blues’ roster - Sportsnet (5/27)

[Luke Ado @LukeCerpinTaxt]

This might sound harsh but I hope the way the Caps move forward at the draft/trades/free agency is just to make the team better for the now and long term, and not try to force anything that could be bad for the team for the sake of Ovi.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

"I would personally sign off on Ovi being able to use Ozempic and the Russian gas for that World Cup of Hockey."

Whatever it takes, just get Ovi in one last best on best tournament.

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

#ALLCAPS Jakob Chychrun leads all defensemen in goals and doesn’t get a single goddamn vote??

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

Final voting totals for 2025-26 Norris Trophy:

[Patrick Bacon @TopDownHockey]

Ilya Protas is a massive center who just won AHL rookie of the year, scoring about a point per game, in his D+2 season. He's one of the league's top prospects.

You've gotta wonder, if his big brother's breakout came one year earlier, would he have been drafted higher?

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

So basically he’s saying he will go full revenge mode, and on the record, reallllly rub it in the faces of Leafs fans, but only if he gets his name on the Stanley Cup.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

If Vegas wins the Stanley Cup Mitch Marner will elaborate on his “dark times” comment.

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

No trades. Drafting Ruck twins. Tuch or bust in free agency #ALLCAPS

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

I fear people believe that there are WAYYYYYYY more players that are available for trade this summer than in actuality.

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

Don’t touch it they said. Worked for Ovechkin and #ALLCAPS against same Vegas team.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Rod Brind'Amour explained postgame that he didn't tell his team they couldn't touch the Prince of Wales trophy... but he also kinda did 😐🤣

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

And #ALLCAPS got 2 of them.

[Daily Faceoff @DailyFaceoff]

Aliaksei Protas had an outstanding year, and his $3.38 million cap hit through 2029 looks like a steal.

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

Oh just another #ALLCAPS snub.

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

5 teams that MISSED the 2026 postseason that I think could make the 2027 playoffs 👀🔥

— San Jose Sharks
— Winnipeg Jets
— Florida Panthers
— Toronto Maple Leafs
— Detroit Red Wings

Which team has the BEST shot? ⬇️🏒

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

Bedard can’t stop with the Cristall glazing. If Chicago can’t get something done longterm and has to resort to a bridge deal, the power of friendship plays here and he’s a #ALLCAPS player post RFA years.

[RMNB @rmnb]

Connor Bedard shares high praise for Andrew Cristall during Memorial Cup reunion: "One of the best players I've got to play with. He's dominated at every level." https://t.co/1s5AaOYwBO

[Ben Acker @b_acker70]

As a Capitals fan, I don't know how you could possibly root for Carolina in the Cup Final. If Vegas wins,
- Nic Dowd gets a ring
- We still get to claim being the only team to beat Vegas in the Cup Final
- We get to laugh as Mitch Marner wins a Cup in his first year out of TOR

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

Alex Ovechkin gave us the greatest hoisting of the Stanley Cup of all time. Change my mind. #ALLCAPS