⭐Useless Noisemaker ⭐

She/Her. Quiz Wench. Time Traveller on the weekends.
Musician, Tabletop Gamer, Writer, Performing Arts Techhie, Goblin. Bisexual mess.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Don’t worry. 🎵 Be nervous. 🎵

[⭐Useless Noisemaker ⭐ @UselessHonky]

@PersephoneChair H.P. Lovecraft also had a phobia of air conditioning and people who weren't white so go figure. 😂

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

Mary Magdalene, by Belgian painter Alfred Stevens (1887). Museum of Fine Arts, Ghent.

[⭐Useless Noisemaker ⭐ @UselessHonky]

Me this month.

[Annie Stegg @AnnieStegg]

The Rabbat 🦇🐰

[No Context Magnus Archives @tmaminuscontext]

MARTIN: Anyone want another cup of tea?

[Icona @iconawrites]

We were not made for endless “productivity”. Our foremothers used to sit on a cliff and snack on clams and occasionally lure a sailor to his death with their song.

[⭐Useless Noisemaker ⭐ @UselessHonky]

@PersephoneChair I'm glad someone knows what's going on because I sure don't. 😂

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Liz Truss’s time at 10 Downing Street. She has informed King Charles III that she has resigned.

[⭐Useless Noisemaker ⭐ @UselessHonky]

@DWavedYellows I've been doing alright! Just been a bit manic at work! How's you?

[⭐Useless Noisemaker ⭐ @UselessHonky]

Wow, there was me thinking I'd left my Tumblr-esque obsessing over A Thing behind but nope #themagnusarchives dropped 25 seconds of content today and now I'm texting everyone who has sworn fielty to it with madness reserved only for those who have stared down their own death.

[👩🏻‍💻cyber bae @inreGray]

How do you say “I promise I’m smart my brain is just fried” professionally??

[boygirl ambassador @spooksier]

apologies to my boyfriend who though they bagged a baddie but now they have to read 378 tweets of me crying over an audio file

[Tom Ashbyトム アシュビー @tomaashby]

Me, a PhD student, at events with free food

[Hero @Hero_DZN]

real footage of @AlexanderNewall and @jonnywaistcoat rn

[⭐Useless Noisemaker ⭐ @UselessHonky]

@PersephoneChair @CliveofLegend The phrasing of this tweet makes me distinctly uncomfortable.

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[sam sims @ssam_simss]

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

stop glamorizing being a go-getter and start glamorizing a bed nook