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Seems like 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒔 feelin'
a little 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴, which you
𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙝𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨 don't get to see a
lot of.~
Make sure to ❤️🔥 && 🔄 to boost
your chances of having 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐛
𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐫 indulge your 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘
𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙨.~ 🏴☠️♠️🏴☠️
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ㅤㅤwell for being so irritated... she's really going for it ~ 🤭✨️
Please do forgive this 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁-𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝚄𝚃𝚃 for her 𝙵𝙸𝙻𝚃𝙷𝚈 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚁𝙾𝙳 youe highness ... us commoners aint got a bath on demand to use whenever!
. . . A lie, she just stinks—
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ㅤㅤthe fumes coming off of that huge 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙲𝙾𝙲𝙺 invaded her nose, thick enough to be visible, like straight 𝚂𝙼𝙾𝙺𝙴. It ATTACKED her brain, reducing the queen's iq to a mere 𝙳𝙾𝙻𝙻.
❝ im soooo lucky to have such a generous 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙸𝙲𝚃✨️ ❞
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𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙, 𝙋𝙤𝙧𝙣-𝘽𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩 𝙃𝙤𝙚𝙨
are 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐬 favorite 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴
to 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘪𝘯…
Watching that arrogant, bored
expression slowly warp into one
of 𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚗 & 𝙳𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚝, has gotta be
the best fuckin' feeling 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿.~♠️
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ㅤ𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃 𝙍𝙐𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙉', 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙐𝙋 𝙎𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙄��',
ㅤ𝙎𝙆𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿 𝘿𝙍𝙊𝙊𝙇𝙄𝙉' 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙂𝙐𝙃-𝙍𝙄𝙈
ㅤ𝙎𝙒𝘼𝘽𝘽𝙄𝙉' 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑬 𝑲𝑰𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑺 is the only
ㅤway any woman's allowed to greet their
ㅤ𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞-𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐛 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲.~♠️🏴☠️♠️
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ㅤ𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 ����𝒊𝒓𝒍'𝒔 𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ᴠs
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝘾𝙪𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙑𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨
There's a reason it falls in the middle of 𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘛𝘏, because 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗡𝗜𝗚-𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗕 𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗘𝗗❗♠️
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At sea, the Blackbeard Pirates make it a point to invade every ship they catch sailing the ocean.
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺. 𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦. 𝘖𝘯𝘦.
Whether they have treasure or not is irrelevant. . .
All the Captain wants is another 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 to 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙃 & 𝘼𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙀❗💀
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“ 𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚑. . . 𝙔𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙒𝙉❕”
The 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚—𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐛 has risen once more, and that 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲—𝗖𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗹𝗮𝗯 𝗼𝗳 𝗥𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗮𝘁 has been making a mess in his den. . .
Which one of you 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙚 is gonna clean it up?~ ❤️🔥
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The 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 have opened
positions for new n̶u̶t̶r̶a̶g̶s̶ crewmates❕
𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙚-𝘾𝙤𝙬 or 𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙚-𝙁𝙖𝙜, submit your application to join the 𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐫'𝐬 Crew
and find out if you're fit for the job❗♠️
♡︎ +⟳+ 🖼️
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There's definitely a pattern startin'
to form around the 𝙘𝙤𝙬𝙨 that
insist on 𝙧𝙞𝙢-𝙨𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙞𝙣' on the 𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒃'𝒔
𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙩-𝙘𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙣𝙞𝙜-𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 after he
docks.
They all seem to be 𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙩-𝙀𝙮𝙚𝙙,
𝙉𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙤-𝙊𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨.~♠️
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𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 has no qualms with kidnappin'
& claimin' some 𝙛𝙖𝙩-𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙, 𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙞���𝙣𝙚𝙙,
𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙨 from time to
time.
If they've got a 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒚-𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒕 tight enough,
then they're 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 to the 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧.~♠️
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