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OG Bearded GM Pop. 1995.

Credited with getting Sean back, signing Avery & Moses, hiring Bob Hill and winning a free agent bidding war for @DocRivers.

@spurs @Hoophall

#GoSpursGo #PorVida #Spurs #23HoopClass #NBA #CoachPop #Pop

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@LegendOfWinning "blocked"

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For a reminder: 2013 G6 hurt waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy more. A true death punch, given the competition and the age of our team.

Good news: G5 in our house. Keep the faith. Prende La Vela Los Spurs

[JeffGSpursZone @JeffGSpursZone]

Dude realllyyyyy wanted to join the SW Military Dr Spurs postgame 1 win celebration, #porvida fans... #nba #sanantonio #gospursgo (via as seen in sa)

[Jordan Howenstine @AirlessJordan]

First time the Spurs have won a Conference Finals Game 1 on the road since 2005.

Last time was when San Antonio beat Phoenix in Game 1 of the WCF 121-114 on May 22, 2005.

[Dean Oliver @DeanO_Lytics]

Last night, Wemby allowed 7/10 shooting and 6 three-pointers to Alex Caruso (per GeniusIQ) and he *still* had +5.3 defensive net points, which is in the top 1% of all player games.

That is crazy help defense.

https://t.co/bZ67SyZa77

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People gonna lose their minds when they realize Big Nasty on the bench @CoachCorliss #GoSpursGo

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

There will be no further discipline for Spurs star Victor Wembanyama after he was ejected for elbowing Naz Reid in Minnesota on Sunday night, sources tell ESPN. No suspension, no fine. Wembanyama will play in Game 5 against the Timberwolves on Tuesday night in San Antonio.

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"Dunk it everytime" - @marioelie1 to Wemby

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Gonna blow people's mind when they learn DRob lost his cool in playoff games too. @DonHarris4

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Put the playoff shirt on @JMcDonald_SAEN

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@DevonBirdsong Give us the standard deviation

[Carolina Teague @CTtheMicSlayer]

The Triple OG Sean Elliott (@seanelliott_32) gets a loud pop when him & his wife appeared on the Jumbotron at Spurs vs. Wolves game.

@spurfectblog #PorVida

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@Josh810 He gonna drain a tough three and score our last 10

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Tony Parker tear drop

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Great to see the @JimsRestaurant spokesman @adaniels33 im attendance

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Touche Damon

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Hope Damon Stoudamire is crying somewhere real hard tonight

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@DonHarris4 aye yes, but none of them were the San Jacinto Day Disaster. Blowing 14 pt lead at home, with the best player on the planet concussed.

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@SpursCulture 2011 level panic-y

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@JMcDonald_SAEN The San Jacinto Day Disaster, indeed. #32 woulda made it 🥹