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[Rich 🐺 @heywildrich]

in undergrad i was in a study group and they were talking about things to "heal their inner child". i really didn't get the whole premise i guess -- had too nice a childhood, ya know?

they asked me what would "heal me" and i said "i've been obsessed with 911 turbos and big titties for as long as i can remember, if that counts."

nobody said a thing. just silence for minutes as they awkwardly flipped through notes like i was the weird one for not being raped as a kid.

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

“Yo boys tee off without me, I’ll meet you on the fourth hole”

[Ad Hoc Jordan @User394392]

@realEstateTrent Had 9 tenants move out of a deal in Florida because they got deployed. Property is located near a base.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

It’s 2026 and every single word Alex Jones spoke is true.

[Europa.com @europa]

🇬🇧 A British pensioner who won the lottery used his £2.4 million winnings to set up a drug lab.

​John Spiby, along with his sons, built a sophisticated lab to produce fake prescription pills in stables opposite his cottage in Wigan, Greater Manchester.

​The gang raked in £288 million after expanding from the cottage warehouse to a second lab at an industrial unit in Salford.

​During their crime spree, Spiby boasted, "Elon and Jeff best watch their backs" - a reference to US tech billionaires Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos.

Follow: @europa

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Happy Birthday to the man who gave us one of the best soundbites in Super Bowl History 👏

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Ja Morant hit a 3 and pulled out the BAZOOKA lmaoooo

I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

[Ad Hoc Jordan @User394392]

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok Done

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

TRENDING: #Eagles star defensive back Cooper DeJean high school highlights have resurfaced and gone viral.

😱😱😱

Just imagine getting out of class and having to face one of the hardest hitting players in the #NFL.
https://t.co/DWz4x3s3k7

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

No lies detected:

[Streameast News Network @StreameastNews]

We haven’t been shutdown

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

As long as you got VVS diamonds these btches don’t care what u look like

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Was having lunch with a billionaire

He tipped our waitress 500%

Wow

I asked why he did it

"That tip puts her over the annual income limit for the rent-controlled apartment she lives in. Now the landlord can kick her out and raise the rent by thousands of dollars for the next tenant."

Guess who owns the rent-controlled apartment she lives in.

Billionaires operate on a different level.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Young Dolph’s music was playing on this boat so a group of Dolphins started swimming alongside it 🔥🙏🐬

[FIVE WIDE Sports @FiveWideSports]

The most unexpected transition 👨🏻

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

I’m sorry I have to do this

Shining in @Eagles colors in honor of their NFC Championship win

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

Damn ok this shit kinda cooking ngl

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

GAMEDAY. GO BIRDS.