Rob

Tweeter formerly known as Hoss Fuentes. Also not a crank. Purveyor of unreasonableness. #RAWR

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

Today would have been my daughter’s 10th birthday. My wife had been in the hospital for 2 1/2 weeks beforehand with severe preeclampsia, & she was delivered at 26 weeks, 6 days. She was immediately taken into the NICU & put on respiratory support. 1/

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@ShamashAran Yeah…Imma need a bit more than a BREAKING and a link to an advocacy group.

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@jarvis_best @TGBED8v8 “So then I told Mr. Steinbrenner that I’d rip out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”

“And how did that go?”

“Not good, Jerry!”

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@stella_tane @BrochJamm Megalodon is powered by spite and loathing.

[Rumia @JefferyDoomer]

"Anything Jerry! Anythingthat exists without my knowledge exists without my consent!"

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@FrenlyFrenchBoi

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@OVTweetmarck The eventual inadvertent drooling…

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@VictorEvil17 @BudLightSadness “Hey, man. Someone’s got to clear these mines.”

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@kimmie_c_ But I’m going great white shark cage diving…

[EnthusiasticallyBored @Verbish75]

Costanza if there was an episode where he made up having a girlfriend.

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@cigarsandlegs

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@pegobry_en

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@cigarsandlegs And then they went and gave it to Mike Patton from Faith No More/Mr. Bungle… https://t.co/F31JwpExsy

[Talmud Enjoyer 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🧬 @jewndahalfmen]

Gabriela Rosa Sympatica notably also led a guerrilla movement in the 80s that gang raped peasants to death for not paying a revolutionary tax until they switched to far nobler sources of income like narcotrafficking.

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@cigarsandlegs <angry Jeremy Clarkson noises>

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@holz_xi You’re hearing smells, aren’t you…

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@SaveTheLibs @pegobry_en Say what you will about Max Boot, but his Savage Wars of Peace is a laundry list of such actions pre-Second World War.

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@HardPass4 On heavy rotation back when the boys and I would have “fight night”. 2 out of 3 of them are now too big to take flying leaps off the couch only to be thrown back onto said couch without breaking anything. https://t.co/fAAtBfqUpC

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@bf_crane Yes, but then we would have thought he was Goose’s kid in Top Gun: Maverick, not the other guy.

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@WitchyDruss Or Robocop for that matter (yeah, liberal arts, but still)

[Rob @UserNameR0B]

@cigarsandlegs @alexthechick I think the only Netflix show I liked from start to finish was Fauda.