Darren Bird

[Darren Bird @UsernameNum73]

@Dave1822UK @dcfcofficial He has all of the attributes, power, pace and looked like he was going to be the next big thing out of the academy. However, when he got game time in the 1st team, he didn’t take his chances and is frustratingly often offside. There’s a player in there, we haven’t seen it yet.

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@Being__Mukesh @grok Err, maybe because it’s not the building that needs cooling, it’s the super computers inside 🤷‍♂️

[Darren Bird @UsernameNum73]

@RupertLowe10 To be fair, if I’m under the knife, I’d rather a surgeon from India, who knows what they’re doing but speaks pigeon English, than a Brit who has been fast tracked through the system because we’ve axed competent staff 🤷‍♂️

[Darren Bird @UsernameNum73]

@tyranitar123 @fadule_ Okay, go watch Florence Pugh in Midsommar or Saoirse Ronan in Mary Queen of Scots, both are acting masterclasses that very few male actors could achieve.

[Darren Bird @UsernameNum73]

@Dusty83 Narcos is also up there, as is Better Call Saul. I know it’s a different genre but, given its quality, White Lotus has also entered the chat.

[Darren Bird @UsernameNum73]

@NoContextBrits Heroin! 🤪

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@Nigel_Farage Hey Nigel, you used to post stuff on here and comments were 60/40 in your favour on ‘X’. Now I reckon they are 60/40 against you. Wake up and smell the coffee man, former followers are coming to their senses and are seeing the grift; your pound store revolution is failing.

[Darren Bird @UsernameNum73]

@SimonFoxWriter Simon, I congratulate you on the new comedy character you have created, ‘Simon Satire’ 👏. Because there is no way you could type this shit unless you were in character! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@McivorJaymey Sorry, what does ‘Get your hands off our MP’ mean? Who is trying to get their hands on him? I mean, he choose to step-down and run another by-election, HIMSELF; the daft prick 😞

[Darren Bird @UsernameNum73]

@CllrScottHussey AGAINST - A - BIN! 🤣🤣🤣

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@max_redington Max, where was this big ‘Reform army’ we’ve been hearing about, surely with such a low turnout, this was their opportunity to strike. Or were they down the local Spoons, to busy spending their dole money? 🤷‍♂️ Or worse still, are we discovering bots can’t vote? 🤔

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@pwoodhouse62 @The_Grumbler Yes, but Harmer was signed many seasons ago, I suggest that the financial landscape has shifted a lot since then and not for the betterment for Essex cricket club 😞

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@8teensixty7 @MiaQueen1999 @AvgEnglishman Ah, apologies, I get so turned-around on this app, I no longer know up from down! However, one thing I remain steadfast in is that Farage and his ilk are not for the betterment of the ‘people’.

[Darren Bird @UsernameNum73]

@8teensixty7 @MiaQueen1999 @AvgEnglishman The guy I was replying to is called ‘The Average Englishman’. I assure you that the average guy cannot move to Europe now permanently, unless they have certain skills or meet certain financial conditions that the ‘average’ guy doesn’t have. So who is dumb now?

[Darren Bird @UsernameNum73]

@The_Grumbler There won’t be 3,100 at the next home match if Essex keep playing knucklehead cricket. We’re losing to teams vastly more affected by Hundred call ups, and at home to boot! 😢

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@King66Nick @EssexCricket Not necessarily true, clubs like Hampshire, Yorks, Lancs, Warks, who host test / tour matches and hundred crowds are in a healthier boat. Unfortunately we are now in the same league as Leics, Northants, etc. 😢

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@TheCruncher76 @EssexCricket Well who the f*ck is? Coco the clown? 🤷‍♂️