Probably A Ghost

*spooky*

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

Today someone told me to have a good life and honestly I plan to.

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

Elon can't possibly be wondering why we're leaving in droves.

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

It's giving Friends season 3 episode 24.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight https://t.co/RIJ5SflsGN

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

Leave it to the simplest deck-sealing instruction to ruin the atmosphere in our neighborhood in the most irreparable way.

[rob elliott @rockymomax]

The amount of cookies I’ve watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

I've lived on the earth for 41 years and the east coast for 286 days and in this house there is no gendered domestic work but tonight when I found out that you have to "debeard" mussels and that the mussels are alive it instantly became a husband job.

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

The only review of policy 713 that we need is
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@AnglophoneEast

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

@LegitDocBrown @pathsforppl @mommypedals Totally agree. This is the easiest route from my place on the south end to downtown, and I never take it because cyclists and pedestrians (and other cyclists) are on top of each other the whole way.

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

Maritime weather in a nutshell --

Me: (standing in the sunshine with the hose, trying to decide whether to water the grass seed) "Eva, can you check the p.o.p. in your weather app?"

Eva: (running for the patio door/shouting over the sound of hail pounding the deck) "0%"

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

Happy Light Jacket Day to those who celebrate.

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

"All due respect," is a wonderful expression because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none.

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

The first two people to call and wish me a happy birthday this year were my banker and my real estate agent if anyone's wondering what it's like to be an introvert as an adult.

[trash jones @jzux]

march. not winter, not spring, but a third worse thing

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

Community-centric, affordable, zombieproof living: there's no place like home #yeg

https://t.co/49oLNk0nNT

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

This glow up at @yelod_icecream is
U N B E L I E V A B L E

Kudos to these talented faves for always finding ways to make the best even better 🙌🏻

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

Bryan: "Well...I guess at least we finally at know what Mike Nickel is up to these days."

https://t.co/YkGjKOz5AI

[New York Times Books @nytimesbooks]

Seed lending libraries. Bike repair. Home delivery. Garden tools on loan. Homework help. Vinyl records. Senior social club. Recording studios. What do all these things have in common? They’re available at public libraries. Books too. Take a look. https://t.co/LQmQZ69tMj

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

None of which ends up in the hands of the franchisees or staff you see when you shop, if you're curious.

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

The STORE makes less than $4 profit. Loblaw warehouses, which supply all Loblaw Company stores by contracts forbidding external purchases, charge stores far more than they purchase the items for: Loblaw upcharges between the warehouse & the store AND between the store & consumer

[Entriech @Entriech]

@loblawco So where'd all the rest of the profit come from, then?

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

Also worth noting is the fact that when I started with the company in 2004 the training videos all proudly showcased the ways we cut our overhead costs to ensure our profit was $1 on every hundred. They've cut more store-level overhead since, but raised prices to get 3% extra

[Probably A Ghost @Username_annex]

Shooting down UFOs seems a bit rude and violent, yeah? My personal strategy is to stun them, capture them and then make new lifelong friends. This nonlethal stun ammo doubles as snacks (to demonstrate goodwill)