ｷ乇乇ズ

𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚖𝚊

[ｷ乇乇ズ @Userqwerty916]

I like to cut off, hide, mute, unfollow, dnd and block people because this is my world, you only exist if i let you in 😁

[ｷ乇乇ズ @Userqwerty916]

@bckupacc99 Bawak kereta sambil zakar kene isap macam tu lah

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Mesti owner kelisa menyumpah berbakul-bakul😅

[Central do Braga @CentralDoBrega]

Gianni Infantino, presidente da FIFA, acompanhando Inglaterra x Argentina.

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

POV: You just realized you are getting robbed by Messi

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

HE DID IT AGAIN 😭

[zāād al-Ma’aād @Alghurabaaaaaa]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still Allah hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty.

[ｷ乇乇ズ @Userqwerty916]

@mhmmdhsm Kalau jojo lutut kepala dia baru sedar yang adidas dengan babas tu lain company

[ｷ乇乇ズ @Userqwerty916]

@bckupacc99 Cukup baik tak kene petir ramai2 tu

[Enezator @Enezator]

This is what a real pizza menu should look like 😂🍕

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Makes a lot of sense

[ｷ乇乇ズ @Userqwerty916]

@shahirrahim Kau punya bodoh ni dah takda tapis lagi ke? HAHAHA

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Adab dengan wanita:

Avoid looking at her

Kalau berdua dalam lift, make sure you can be seen by her, duduk kat paling corner far from her

Bila berjalan di belakang dia, cepat2 ke hadapan so that she can see.

Jangan buli wanita

Jangan catcalling dia

Jangan sexual harass dia

[CR Sanchez @crsanchezx]

Cuando tu jefe te dice: "Estamos todos en el mismo barco"

[Sauffie @Sauffie_84]

Melayu konsep adil poligami dia bodoh sikit.

Sebelum tambah 1 lagi, belanja dapur isteri pertama RM 1K.
Lepas kahwin 2, belanja dapur jadi RM 500 seorang.

Itu kepala batang dia faham sebab dia fikir pakai batang .

Saudara jauh ada macam ini, kahwin sampai 4, belanja dapur pecah 4. Dah pencen. Duit KWSP dah habis, isteri semua minta cerai kecuali isteri pertama jaga.

Dah duduk kerusi roda, kaki kena potong, masih nak menyinga dengan isteri pertama dan anak yang di abaikan. Dah mampus orangnya sebab penyakit 3 serangkai.

[ｷ乇乇ズ @Userqwerty916]

@FreeMsian Punyalah apps tu remind hari2, engko buat apa yg busy tu? Tk smpai seminit pun nk setup

[ｷ乇乇ズ @Userqwerty916]

@_AmranFans Apa yang kau fikir ni bahalol? 😭

[🇲🇾XV🇲🇾 @ilmyxsa]

@goodlucksofea @alepzaki11 Golongan yang kita tak tanya pun dia akan bagitahu sendiri:

1. Terpaling Lanyard
2. Isteri yang suaminya kerja polis/tentera
3. Melayu minum arak