Mr Jocker

👤Accidental computer scientist || Freelancer || Full-stack developer || you-tuber || Financial economic researcher

[Mr Jocker @UsmanMu26039691]

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[CNN @CNN]

Berlin Pride deadly ramming incident believed to be Islamist terror attack as German police hunt assailant armed with bladed weapon. https://t.co/6KPtbdMWrz

[jaxx @xxaaj_]

a private life is a happy life

[J3TRO @J3TR0_48]

@XxStratusxX La cosa es que todo el segundo tiempo se encerraron, no salían del área, así tarde o temprano les remontaban

[Reuters @Reuters]

49ers' Kyle Shanahan to be limited in camp after serious car crash https://t.co/sqbH4ojQZD https://t.co/sqbH4ojQZD

[Mr Jocker @UsmanMu26039691]

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.🤣

[Mr Jocker @UsmanMu26039691]

“Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.”

[Mr Jocker @UsmanMu26039691]

🗣"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”😂😂

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"Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”

[Mr Jocker @UsmanMu26039691]

“Bride or groom?”
Wedding guest: “It should be perfectly obvious I’m neither!”

[Mr Jocker @UsmanMu26039691]

@mss_siyama Father STU

[Arib 🇺🇸🇵🇰 @aribk24]

Who else is going to Consensus 2022 #Consensus2022

[MaHMuD Waziri @Mahmud_wazeeree]

Life is too short to worry about what you don’t have.

[Mr Jocker @UsmanMu26039691]

@cz_binance We all do.

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

@Autan_Babanta @Fateemahmk Struggling to make sense of why a broke person’s phone is on DND

[Mr Jocker @UsmanMu26039691]

Never date a startup guy, he will reply after 2-3 Business days😭