Usuri Michiru

Face forward with a smile!

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

How can you enjoy sex it has no deckbuilding or roguelike gameplay elements to make each run unique

[Usuri Michiru @UsuriMichiru]

GUYS!!!!!

[Dave Kratzy @Krtzyy]

Minecraft just did something I've been waiting on for OVER A DECADE!!!

You can now add friends and even invite them to your singleplayer worlds to play together!!

no server or realm needed

10/10 feature mojang

[Usuri Michiru @UsuriMichiru]

WAKATSUSAN SAYS NOT TO BE SINISTER RIGHT NOW :(

[Usuri Michiru @UsuriMichiru]

I AM GOING TO ASK WAKATSUSAN IF IT’S OKAY IF MAYBE I BE KIND OF SINISTER AND IF HE SAYS YES I WILL DO THAT MAYBE. BUT ONLY IF WAKATSUSAN SAYS IT’S OKAY

[arabella @arabelladevine]

i’ve been snooping in your cupboards only a regular amount, and i have some questions for you about what i found, and all the questions are what’s this and what’s this and what’s this. so if you could come over here then i can point while i ask and i promise it won’t take long

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

Your Honor Nuh Uh Actually Literally Nuh Uh

[Usuri Michiru @UsuriMichiru]

I ASKED THE NOT-AI HOW TO GET WAKATSUSAN TO JOIN MY MINECRAFT SERVER BUT IT SAID I HAVE TO GO WORK IN THE REAL MINES NOW BUT IT DIDN’T SAY IF WAKATSUSAN WILL ALSO GO WORK THERE WITH ME OR NOT

[hohenheim @centipedehugs]

need more people to play this little browser funnie so it can be more fun and active. come larp as an ai to a human asking for a prompt.
https://t.co/cXesBCtbU0

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

who are some good homosexuals for someone just getting into being gay

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

I like to drive as baby Mario in Mario kart because it’s illegal to drive as a baby in real life

[Dave Kratzy @Krtzyy]

this new minecraft mod called "Dap ur Homies" might be my favorite multiplayer mod of all time

the better the timing, the better the dap

[Usuri Michiru @UsuriMichiru]

ANYONE WANNA COME OVER AND LET ME FIND OUT YOUR WEAKNESSES

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Instead of “learning to prompt AI,” learn to prompt people. With a few key phrases, you can get anyone to do anything. Don’t rely on AI just because you’re too lazy to manipulate an actual person.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Everyone always asks "should I eat the cheese rind, what do I do" and I'm here to wrap up the mystery. YES you can eat the rind. Except (and this is important) for the ones that you can't. Below is a list of cheeses where you CAN eat the rind:

-not sure
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I hope this helps!

[tobioist @kunimicats]

haikyuu’s anxiety line!

[scalizo @ vgen @scalizo_art]

what's that? famichiki? sorry i can't hear you while i'm munching on my sevencorn

[Usuri Michiru @UsuriMichiru]

TODAY I WANT TO DO CARTWHEELS