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The heart is a raw, illogical section of the mind to which reason is unknown. But it's also where the passion resides that drives us.

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@Matt_Pinner Good lord no.

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Me at my 23rd rodeo: what the hell is going on here?

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I’m watching a guy try to put a giant suitcase in a tiny overhead bin on this airplane.

Some people have no spatial awareness.

If you told them to close their eyes and touch their nose they’d stick their fingers in their ass

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Women and curling… I can sit and watch both for hours with absolutely no understanding of what or why.

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@Matt_Pinner 0

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No matter how bad your day was at work, you’re not Nancy Pelosi’s gynecologist.

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@JohnCremeansX Her name is Kari Beth Reilly

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@Delta your approach to dealing with lounge crowding seems to be “if we make the experience (food) really poor, fewer people will come.” Am I close? ATL, SLC, PHX - come on! The last year has been a significant decline.

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Well my next door neighbor got arrested for growing weed. I guess my property line isn't where l thought it was!

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@elonmusk Why can’t we create a program for vets similar to Medicare and do away with the VA? Call it VACare, let vets go to normal hospitals.

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@JDVanceNewsX A. Yes

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ Yes

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@__TEAM_USA Love her! She’s doing an excellent job.

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@ElonMuskAOC Absolutely

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Jason Aldean new single! Go Woke Go Broke.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Giselle sent Tom some Dick pics.

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My Meyers Briggs profile is IDGAF

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99.97% of people claiming a religious exemption can’t tell holy water from Firewater based solely on taste; they’ll both burn going down.

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If you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed you’re probably the hoe.