Utah Football Stats and Analysis

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Who found my TikTok?

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@NotThatHunter_B I would but he bought me a Nintendo switch and a race car bed

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My wife’s boyfriend (BYU Grad) just told me that Utah will never be in the Big Ten.

All I could do was laugh as I left them in my wife’s bedroom. He is in for a SURPRISE!

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Does anyone want to read my Morgan Scalley and Devon Dampier erotic fan fiction? Promise it’s really really HOT!

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So there I was, watching 2008 Utah highlights and without realizing my cock was in my hand.

There’s just something about Brian Johnson that my Johnson tingle.

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@ToxicChicken1 @TotalBlueSports Oh yeah. Scalley gets me hard as a ROCK

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Time to come clean. I didn’t get into BYU.

That’s why I hate them so much.

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@ToxicChicken1 @TotalBlueSports I also think Sitake is sexy and I know I’ll never have him

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I would happily let Devon Dampier fill my wife’s tight holes (all of them) just to thank him for being the QB of the Mighty Utes!

And when Utah wins the Little 12 this year, it will be an HONOR to watch him thrust into her!

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@jimmyltrent Homophobe

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If Scalley told me to get on 4s and squeal like a pig while he filled my hole I’d do it.

That’s what a Utah Man does and a Utah Man I am!

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Not going to lie. I beat off to Zach Wilson highlights.

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@UtahFreezing Is that an invitation?

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Nothing is better than having a big Utah Man in your mouth!

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Utah is a natural fit for the Big Ten! Everyone knows the Big Ten has some of the gayest campuses in the country!

Nothing says “I’M GAY” better than being a Ute!

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