Bob Martino from Utah 💵

I’m Bob. I’m a real estate investor. I have no actual interest in your market other than making immense amounts of money. Parody account.

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

Anything good doing on this week?

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

Screw them old people. I need to make money. #bootstraps

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

@ryanparkcity Nah I like markets where there are already established clubs

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

Should I build a stadium in Indy?

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

Y’all got any of that grass?

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

Google what is a trademark?

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

That’s it. I’m buying MLS. Anyone have Dong Carter’s number?

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

New mascot alert!

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

I can feel my property value going up in east ridge!

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

These fools out here getting a check mark… I got cash money

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

Should I buy a checkmark? I’m totally Bob Martino from Utah.

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

Keep up the good work, Jim.

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

Just had a meeting with Jimmy- told him he wasn’t aggressive or insensitive enough. Gotta stay on brand.

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

What documents?

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

US Open Cup watch party for the red wolfs:
East Ridge Arby’s bathroom, left stall.

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

Good news! I bought a newspaper!

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

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[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

What does this word “land grant” mean? First of all I don’t understand the concept of giving away real estate for free…

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

@ChattFC42 @ChattaGooner @not_th_messiah I have to light my cigars somehow…

[Bob Martino from Utah 💵 @UtahMan9]

We charge more because we’re professional, goddammit.