Typical Utah Teens

Updating you on the hypocritical teens of Utah

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Utah Girls😂

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the only New Years kisses that Utah teens will be getting tonight is from their sweet sweet vape or their bottle of alcohol

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Utah Teens
They are thankful for their mods, their vodka, and drugs

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Utah Teens
They love to do illegal things every day but then on Sunday they are super innocent and Christ-like

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Mormon Teens
"I played so much soda pong last night"

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Utah Girls
Their pussy always tastes like Diet Coke

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Mormon Teens
"The ward party was lit last night, someone spiked the punch bowl with 5 hour energy"

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Utah
Where every party has a BYOB (Bring Your Own Bible) policy

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Utah Teens
Can't see the haters cuz my cloud is too big✊🏻💯💨

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Utah Teens
*hits vape once*

"bro, what nic is this? I'm super buzzed already"

"ummmm, it's zero??????"

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Utah Guys

"Bro how much nic do you think it would take to OD?"

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Utah Guys
They are resourceful and use their mechanical mods as a dildo too

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Utah Girls
Saturday: Go to a party & the only thing in her mouth is dick
Sunday: Go to church & the only thing in her mouth is the sacrament