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[Argo @UtdArgo]

@DarkOfTheMovie That’s why Zlatan the GOAT

[utdreport @utdreport]

Benjamin Sesko is statistically the best striker in the Premier League in terms of goals per minute in 2026.

📷 @NathSalt1

[Red Army 68' 🇾🇪 @MUFC_RA]

Man Utd setting up their security for the “raid”

[Argo @UtdArgo]

@ExactlyPWNED That rounding kinda crazy lmao

[Argo @UtdArgo]

@Faux_Freedom More dents then an 04 Camry

[Argo @UtdArgo]

@Jokereed Respect 🫡

[Argo @UtdArgo]

No magic this season. This board is terrible. Same cycle

[Argo @UtdArgo]

Loss to Tottenham in the Europa final

[E @Ellis_]

When did you guys realise that Amorim needed to be sacked? 👀

[Argo @UtdArgo]

@Oluwamomi_ Awful take to say neither lineup against Wolves and Leeds couldn’t win. Guy is subbing on defenders in the 70/80/90th minute when we’re chasing a win.

[Argo @UtdArgo]

Youth. Courage. Success.

[𝐎𝗟𝗨𝗪𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗠𝗜 @Oluwamomi_]

@TelegraphDucker Don't tell me you were paid to type this?

Amorim wanted proven Premier League players. He wanted Watkins, but you gave him Sesko; he wanted Martínez, but you gave him Lammens; he wanted Estupiñán, but the board gave him Dorgu. Is that what you call backed?

[Argo @UtdArgo]

@RubenWay_ Tbf this is the first one I am happy about

[Argo @UtdArgo]

Amorim can suck my fat one

[Argo @UtdArgo]

Time to start a dialogue on this Leny Yoro fella

[Argo @UtdArgo]

Fans are debating if we should replace an arguable club legend for a 20 year old because it’s a World Cup year

[Argo @UtdArgo]

@PLforIndia @ManUtd Average

[Argo @UtdArgo]

@TimelineFCBarca What about R9 then?

[Argo @UtdArgo]

Gyokeres over Haaland explains why he can’t keep his job as a manager

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎙️ | Wayne Rooney picks his top THREE Premier League players so far this season:

“Antoine Semenyo, I think he’s been brilliant for Bournemouth, carrying on his form from last season.

“I’d also put Bryan Mbuemo in there. I think he’s been REALLY GOOD for Manchester United.

“Third one, I’ll probably go Gyökeres.”

[Argo @UtdArgo]

ZirkZee, Cunha and Mbuemo is a generational front line

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

How Man Utd can line-up without Sesko.

Which option do you think is best???

[Line-ups: @TelegraphDucker]

[Argo @UtdArgo]

Maybe 5 years ago these meals were 5 dollars.. I’m leaving McDonald’s and Wendy’s spending 12, 13, 14 dollars and it’s not worth it anymore

[Jeffrey P. Snider @JeffSnider_EDU]

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[Argo @UtdArgo]

@SkySportsPL Craziest place you’ve had a wank