Wingman

Am shameless. #MUFC

[Wingman @UtdFloki]

Let's start a Journey to 10k followers. Follow for a quick follow back

[Wingman @UtdFloki]

@Makiadi_ Jomba tena lion ndio nini😅. Anyway, sa ii sisi wote tunatoshana

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

"Pia mimi niko poa kung'ang'ana tu"

[Nab @ww_nab]

@Primeandeka Anywhere is a dating site if you are brave enough.😅

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Bro to Bro: Always ask for that miau, she's not your relative.

The worst she can say is a NO.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

So he is asking for sex and you are demanding money in return. There is a term for that specific occupation you are into........something like pro.....never mind.

[Wingman @UtdFloki]

@KiongoziGk We give them room to explain themselves

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

Woman will kiss you like this well knowing she has a pad on😭😭🕊️

[Wingman @UtdFloki]

@NdemoKelvin The deductions include the taxes

[Miss Moose @Mus_moos]

With a B+ it's better you go and do nursing at KMTC than going to do a useless course at Kibabii

[loc'd Tomboy @Wangeci1Ann]

I drank less than 10 bottles of Heineken at Golden Ice Runda and I nursed a hangover for more than 24hrs.

Here I can drink even 15 beers with a higher % and I'll wake up fresh.

Pombe yote Kenya ni fake
Let me not even discuss shots at BND or Habanos, Double Black inachoma nostrils before ifike mdomo

[Wingman @UtdFloki]

@moneyacademyKE They should also remove the taxation brackets in paye.

[Wingman @UtdFloki]

@nziokamul1 Bro aliambiwa mguu zake zote ni left😂

[Wingman @UtdFloki]

@Kenyan_Coco Preliminaries

[Wingman @UtdFloki]

Egypt should just find one man now to man mark Messi.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Referee Maliza game tunataka kulala

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

You can never be careful enough. Just pray it never happens to you.

[RudeBwoy ™☠️🏴‍☠️ @RudeBwoy_254]

There is no day that a salary of less than Ksh 50,000 will ever change your life in Kenya, that's why teachers are poor

[Wingman @UtdFloki]

@Opresii Me in my 20s I always go back to those trenches. Organising a place to call home and also the place to accept you is not easy Bwana.

[𝙼𝙲𝙾𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚈 @Utdpal_]

My salary is not even enough but my co-worker with a wife and three kids is living in the same salary 💔.