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[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

No one leaves Man Utd to another English club and says this, but they say this when they leave other English clubs and join Man Utd.

We're massive.

[Jæmïë🇿🇦🇰🇪 @UtdJamie04]

Lol he just can't run

[Ibrahim Koros @Ibrahkiprotich]

A massive bull bison🐂 Lunches a tourist into the air, like Elon Musks spaceX rockets, in Yellowstone National Park, in USA.

The tourist is reported to have sustained serious injuries, and Park emergency medical personnel had to rush him to a nearby facility

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 @kafangi]

The era of clubs spending huge amounts of money to sign players is over. Only Liverpool and Tottenham are doing that, because when that era existed, they were too broke to flex their financial muscles.

[veriTY™️ @VERITY_HQ]

Red pills ;

Fastest way to start a conversation with any girl.

You : hey Whatsup, how’s it going?

She : fine , you .

You : umm I’m alright.

You : wow I’m curious about something.

She : what is it ?

You : people say beautiful girls ain’t good at doing some kind of stuffs

She : what kind of stuff.

You : well I bet you are a bad cook even with your pretty face.

Sit back and watch her write an epistle explaining how good she is 😂😂😂😂😂

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

The British media must be fuming. INEOS feed them with scraps now.

Nobody knows who Manchester United are signing anymore.

Santos out of the blue.

Tielemens out of the blue.

How a PROPER football club operates.

[Jæmïë🇿🇦🇰🇪 @UtdJamie04]

Yeah you mean it broh

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Funny thing is Tielemans & Santos are just the appetizers

That blockbuster Midfield signing is still on the way.

IT IS GOING TO BE SCARY BUT NOT FOR US

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

ORNYYYY OMGGG!!! YESSSSS!!!!!

QUALITY SIGNING!!!! 🔥

[Jæmïë🇿🇦🇰🇪 @UtdJamie04]

@UtdFaithfuls So the post on IG, Fabrizio's page, and at first I thought it was a pseud account; I can't recognize my club anymore with these average players."

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