No futuro, vou ter que explicar pros meus filhos que a gente conseguia comprar hardware e ter em casa algo chamado "PC" pra jogar games, mas aí a elite de virgens supremos da humanidade começou a gerar vídeos de namoradas falsas, tudo se tornou caríssimo e agora não temos água.
one woman commits a crime and suddenly everyone has a thesis on female nature. male violence is so consistent it has lost its news value. let that sink in.
it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.
and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?
sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.
Probably one of the worst ways you could start your adulthood is by completely withdrawing from your education, career, and social life to go run around a lobotomization camp and get degraded by emotionally stunted grown men for 2 years
Everything is about food. Chaubees ghante bus khana khana khana. Isme ghee kum tha, uski shadi me ice cream nahi thi, iski mayyat me malpua nahi tha, uski birthday me cake nahi tha, pizza me cheese nahi tha, yahan samose ki chutney achi nahi hai, everywhere people are just obsessed about food all the time. I don’t know how long it will take to fix this mindset
@mgostIH you’ll get mad at me for saying this…but poly relationships are obviously more economically efficient than monogamous relationships I think it’s going to be the default soon
your wife is idle 90% of the day. meanwhile shared partners targets what, 5% maybe at worst 10% idle.