Schmeltz Herring

Proud husband to Hannah Herring and Father to Kevin Herring

[Schmeltz Herring @UtdXtra18]

@footballtweet Cuz he has been too busy filming in ted lasso

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Fuck off.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Hear me out - Marcus Rashford has two years left on his £300k+ deal (£35m approx). 28 turning 29 in October. Manchester United want to smooth out their wage bill.

If Michael Carrick wants to reintegrate him, offer a one year extension that guarantees more money over three years but less p/w (£240–£250k, £37m–£39m).

The club does not need to sign a LW anymore, Matheus Cunha can spend more time playing centrally & allows focus to shift to spending bigger on other positions.

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Saka off = 2 goals 🧐

[Peter Croden @Peter_Croden]

Rashford is one of the thickest players I think I’ve ever seen

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Can we take rashford off ffs. Sick of this cunt killing every move

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@FrankEra_ Which one is shitter ?

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Bring back Southgate.

Never thought I’d say that. Tuchel is horrid

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Can’t believe most of our best players are at home or on holiday. This is pathetic. Techuel the German prick.

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Trashford running straight into players as usual again I see

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@zubq Fucking prick him. Only good he did was ship Trashford. Other than that he was woeful.

[Ishamael @TheZacMan2050]

@UtdXtra18 Sol Campbell is on the bench and ready.

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Fernandes 👀

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@BasilTheGreat @27dale @GBNEWS Depends if she’s fit, can cook and clean?

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@Peter_Croden @ManUtd @jamesta_gh @andyburnham Can you imagine what it will be like when we are older if this continues? It needs putting to bed now!

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

Manchester United needed to sign three midfielders this summer before that Manuel Ugarte injury.

Absolutely essential now. Kobbie Mainoo’s our only senior midfielder!

[Schmeltz Herring @UtdXtra18]

This.

Horrible season incoming

[MC @UtdMicah]

Ugarte & MDL long term injuries

Maguire, Martinez, Mazraoui, Shaw & Mount bad injury history

Sesko & Mainoo pick up a few knocks a season

Our squad playing 60 games next season is going to get obliterated without SERIOUS investment

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Ffs he ent going anywhere now is he.

Can’t wait for our midfield options to be the fletcher brothers, ugrate, Ederson and mainoo next season.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇾 Knee injury for Manuel Ugarte, forced to leave the pitch during the game against Spain.

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Mainoo time

Actually wait it’ll be Henderson🤣🤣

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Elliot Anderson may miss #England v #Panama with muscle tightness. 23yo midfielder’s glute issue unrelated to Man City move. Reece James ruled out of final #2026FIFAWorldCup group game by hamstring tweak; doubt for R32 too but not serious @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/gNCvAd7FWW

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Spence or quansah right back now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Fucking lord

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@zubq Unreal talent mate. There second team would woop us

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France (Africa) are winning it again aren’t they