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A diverse order of mammals -

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[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

Before you teach your children about religion as an African, first teach them about history:

(This piece is about the role of the Catholic Church during the trans-atlantic sl*ve trade.)

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

Manchester United don carry people go village lol.

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

@YumeKissl You are

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

Day 6:
@DONJAZZY, I’ve got something that needs your attention, i have 50k airtime for you but i don't have your number.
How do I send it across without disturbing the peace? 👀

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

@pretty_quin1 @IyowunaSha58395 Smile, even when when you're resting

[LINK MAN @Bigg_meshy]

I ❤️ you all mutuals
Today will be good for us 🙏
You all are my family here on X

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

Day 2:
@DONJAZZY, I’ve got something that needs your attention, i have 50k airtime for you but i don't have your number.
How do I send it across without disturbing the peace? 👀

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

So MTN and AIRTEL has stopped their customers from borrowing airtime. Central. Govt. can borrow but citizens can’t borrow. Omo poor man dey see things.

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

@MsAmandah 🤔

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

@MsAmandah Think long term

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

@DONJAZZY, I’ve got something that needs your attention, i have 50k airtime for you but i don't have your number.
How do I send it across without disturbing the peace? 👀

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

@YumeKissl Go shopping

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

Hot take:
Dani Alves is the greatest full-back in football history.
Not just trophies (which he has more than almost anyone), but impact. He redefined the attacking full-back role at Barcelona and dominated at the highest level for over a decade.

Who honestly has a better case?

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

I still don’t understand why students who write a computer-based JAMB exam have to wait 2+ weeks to see their scores. If transparency is the goal, results should be available immediately after submission. It’s simple, fair, and builds trust.

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

@officialABAT People are angry because the reality on ground contradicts the speeches from Abuja.
Enough of the PR.
Honour these fallen heroes with action, not words. Because right now, it’s not just a security crisis, it’s a credibility crisis.

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

@officialABAT why do these attacks keep happening with such deadly precision?
Our troops are not lacking in bravery, they are being failed by poor planning, weak intelligence, and inadequate support.
And let’s be honest: nobody is “celebrating” these attacks.

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

...under control.
If the government truly wants to honour these fallen heroes, then it should stop the PR and start delivering results.
Because at this point, it is not just the insurgents that are testing our resolve, it is the government’s credibility on the line.

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

Same story
Different casualties
Another speech
Another promise
Another set of grieving families.
We have heard this script too many times.
“Terrorists are weakened.”
“They are desperate.”
“Victory is near.”
Yet, every few weeks, we are back here again, counting dead soldiers

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

From the reports I have received, our armed forces have been conducting sustained, intense land and air offensives against the insurgents, neutralising many terrorist fighters and commanders. The insurgents’ counterattack is a sign of desperation.

I extend my condolences to the families of our gallant soldiers, led by  Brigadier-General Oseni Omoh Braimah, who made the ultimate sacrifice in the defence of our country in Borno State.

The government will never forget their sacrifices. Their sacrifices will not be in vain. Because of the courage and dedication of our troops on the frontline, our resolve to defeat terrorism and all forms of violence across Nigeria is stronger than ever.

I urge the Military High Command and our troops in all theatres of operation: Do not lose heart, do not be weary, do not be discouraged.

Our officers and men should continue to serve with honour, courage, and patriotism. The government will always stand by the Armed Forces, provide more of the equipment needed and ensure the welfare of all who risk their lives for our safety.

I urge Nigerians and the media to continue to support our Military in their relentless battle against insurgency and banditry. We should desist from celebrating or condoning the attacks against our troops. These soldiers are our heroes; unforgettable and irreplaceable.

My condolences also go to the government and people of Borno State. The Federal Government will continue to work with the state government to achieve total victory and lasting peace.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu
President & Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces
Federal Republic of Nigeria

[Primate 🦍 @Utobo001]

Giving them the tools, support, and real-time intelligence to survive and win is the actual job.
And please, stop telling Nigerians not to “celebrate attacks.” Nobody is celebrating. People are angry, frustrated, and tired of burying their own while being told everything is...