Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba.

Pronouns are stfu, fu. Many of my replies to stupid comments will contain the words "your mom". I follow back better than a stalker. 1A, 2A, all the A's.

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

WARNING:

I'm taking the blog I started 15 years ago after the first Obama election and am putting it on Substack.

Please take a moment to look and share the first post.
I'd love to hear your feedback.

Share, share and share again. Please.

https://t.co/26q8Yi9B6J

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

@CardioFixer you make the call.

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@AmericanaMama_ Would

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@TiffMoodNukes Yes I know. Autocorrect changed her name. Dammit

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

@TiffMoodNukes Melanie probably thought: “He’s right. That is one hellova an ass”.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

The Beast rolling up to the next rally like:

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

@rdhesselbrock @Data_Grumpkin36 @xxChessMaster No because the white king is in check.

[Coach @rowinggeek]

I’m so sorry but, the replies are 😘

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

@TherealMomboobs Who want so see my…???

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

@TherealMomboobs This feels like a trap

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

The one who made this wins today’s Internet! @IlhanMN

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

Good strategy but "disaster" is not your strongest word.

If you can "hold it" and wait and swallow the right letters you could spell:

EXCREMENT (9 letters): 20 points — the X makes this a standout.⁠Scrabbled
EXCREMENTS (10): 21 points.
LAXATIVE (8): 18 points (X + V). LAXATIVES hits 19.
EXCRETE (7): 16 points — clean bingo potential (+50 = 66+).
DEFECATION (10): 16 points. DEFECATE is 14 for 8 letters.
CONSTIPATION (12): 16 points.
CATHARTIC (9): 16 points (laxative/purge synonym).
DISEMBOWEL (10): 18 points (and related embowel/disbowel forms sit in the 14–19 range).
PURGATIVE (9): 15 points. FLATULENCE (10): 15. MOVEMENT (8): 15.
DIARRHEA (8): 12 points (or DIARRHOEA at 13). STEATORRHEA (fat in feces, 11 letters): 14.
Fun extra: NINCOMPOOPERY (13): 24 points — high score and contains “poop.”

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

@wagslane @crickets2021 How about just not answer the door?

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

I looked at this idiots account.

I’ve no idea where to begin. He’s obviously deranged.

The best tactic for his political opponent is to simply let him run his mouth.

Oh, and he’s a real “tough guy”. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Mark Davis for Congress @MarkMadDogDavis]

Elon Musk is threatening democrats who want to investigate him…saying he’ll find out who’s pulling the strings.

Listen here, you little fake face bitch. I’m running for Congress…and your threats don’t scare me.

Nobody owns me…you want to talk about puppets and strings? Look in the fucking mirror.

You’re the one with strings attached, Elon…and your fucking strings are showing.

With that shit you just pulled in Ukraine…those strings are attached directly to Putin.

We’re sick of your little pedophile wannabe ass… yes you’re going to fucking prison… And if I had it my way, it would be even worse than that…maybe we’ll even send your ass to Mars…I heard it’s cold as hell there

You are a stain on humanity

Vote Mark Davis for Congress

[DE GOLDSMITH🪙🪙🪙⭐ ⭐⭐ @vickervics9]

❤️ I’m 34, love bikes, work in construction, and have a beard that makes ppl think twice b4 messing with me.
One day, my buddy found this massive Presa Canario that had been abandoned. The guy was nearly 100 lbs! He asked me to look after him for a few days, and I agreed. Figured I’d have myself a serious guard dog.
I named him Bruno and got everything ready: a bed near the door, a thick collar, the whole intimidating-dog setup.
Then night one happened…
At 2 AM, the AC turned on, and this giant dog started trembling and whining like his worst nightmare had come true.
By the third day, I realized the AC wasn’t the real problem. Bruno was afraid of the dark, slippery floors, loud noises… pretty much EVERYTHING except me!
On day 5, I tried dressing him in a camouflage jacket. Dude went completely stiff. Then my neighbor brought over a cute pastel sweater with little stars on it, and Bruno immediately cuddled up to her. He absolutely fell in love with that sweater! He wore it for days and got offended when I took it off to wash it.
A few days later, the rescue center called and said someone wanted to adopt a “guard dog.”
I glanced at Bruno, who was stretched across my couch, all 100 lbs of him using my arm as a pillow while rocking his adorable star sweater.
I just shook my head.
“He’s not a guard dog.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, this is a Presa Canario who’s terrified of the dark and needs someone to tuck him in every night.”
There was a pause…
“So… you’re keeping him?”
“Yep. He’s staying.”
Now Bruno has his own couch spot, a wardrobe full of sweaters, and probably more clothes than I own.
I went looking for a fearless bodyguard and ended up with a giant furry baby who just wants cuddles, cozy sweaters, and a bedtime routine. 😭❤️🐕‍🦺😂

[Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba. @Utskier2]

Share this. Good song.

[Barry Cunningham @barrycunningham]

This is AWESOME...wish I could play it on YouTube...but we can't

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@Jackalopes_Inc Pair it with this.

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@HeidiBriones I found myself very focused on the … umm… subtitties. I mean subtitles.

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@greatgenesjeane @janefkndoe Usually dropping in a larger city when renting from a smaller one isn’t too bad.

Yours isn’t a unique case. It happens often. That doesn’t mean there won’t be costs but the rental company has seen this before