Chris

I don't work hard and I don't play hard.

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Possibly the proudest moment of my life.

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@richmayf chic

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@hboardk @FXMC1957 Was it Kaiser Bill’s Batman?

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@richmayf I read good

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Wondering how I've got by all this time without a pair of reading shoes.

[Dr Sam Willis @DrSamWillis]

Time to get your reading shoes on. This is brilliant from @FXMC1957 👏👏👏⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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@powndland They spelled Macho wrong

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"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. I fart in your general direction."

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

Lyon’s players are dressed down by the Bad Gones ultras in extraordinary fashion following their 4-1 home loss vs PSG:

“There were people who wore the Lyon shirt before you who gave everything for it. Don’t defile/smear it.”

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@notDcfcBoss Jim O'Bersheencock

[The Jazz Estate @thejazzestate]

Baltimore-based musician Abu the Flutemaker playing a saxophone he made from PVC pipes.

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@prodnose Somewhere in @dannykellywords record barn...
https://t.co/zlroUp9XeW

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@dannykellywords @official_jcc @brian_bilston @PamAyres @PaulMcCartney @bobdylan Any feedback from Charlie Mackenzie?

https://t.co/XEGwlK8NSZ

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

Just to remind you: Lee Anderson, the deputy chairman of the party governing this country, has accused the BBC of being ‘a safe haven for perverts.’ Has the level of public discourse ever dropped as low as this in the last century?

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I feel the same way about my Orangutanaconda

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I just received an e-mail with some extraordinary guidance.

Makes you wonder just how much the lads at @Tesco plan on putting away over the bank holiday weekend itself!

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@richmayf

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

It’s 30 years since this comical clip of Carlton Palmer and Paul Gascoigne was filmed in Poland.

Here, Palmer acts the role of manager Graham Taylor and tells Gazza he won’t be playing in England’s next match.

“Please play us, boss…”

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Should be a word @OED

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@jomayf @ReptonHC Legend

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@Nostalgic_Thing Highway A4058 Revisited

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This is the last message you will ever read. Do not be alarmed.

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Harsh
https://t.co/rG0Nq4MTtb

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

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