David Szmidt

Musician, writer, football-lover, tea-drinker and beer consumer. The other half of the @zbrojovkast podcast on all things Zbrojovka Brno.

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

LISTEN TO ZBROJOVKAST. Please😀A show about Zbrojovka Brno, Czech football, away-day travel, beer, history, music, quizzes and all manner of other lovely daftness.

https://t.co/y7o5kWejue

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

@FCZbrojovkaBrno Don't make me have to get an edit please

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

@FootballCliches Random football games in Bumble dating profiles

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

It doesn't matter where you are in the world, there's always a bloke wandering around in a Coventry City shirt.

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

@DrummerLoin Yeah, I'm okay mate. Life goes on. But sport-wise: Cov promoted as champions, Zbrojovka promoted as champions, Leicester relegated and the very distinct possibility of Baník Ostrava being relegated? Just hook it to my veins, etc.

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

We're back. Just got lost a bit on the way was all.

#PUSB

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Just lovely stuff. A club that went through too much for too long is back.

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

From Brno again for @Coventry_City vs. Derby tomorrow night. You're looking lovely, Cov #PUSB

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

@PodcastFlinta A touch late, but from 09:00 we just had to report some surprising (read: not surprising in the least) news about Artis' ticketing policy for the derby, lol

https://t.co/PM5C7i9EQ3

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

@F1 It's drivers, no apostrophe. The plural of driver. Not "driver is", not a possessive. You're one of the biggest sports (not sport's) in the world and this is your official channel. Get someone who knows the basics of grammar in at least.

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

Genuinely proud of this episode of Zbrojovkast. Best one of the series (so far!) and one of the strongest we've done I think. Four games, two quizzes, Hot? Or Not?! Beer of the Podcast and introducing AngeWatch (feat. our favourite non-league footballer)

https://t.co/rTdgADRWdy

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

@Joshstrangehill Really very niche indeed and only for the way Bart says it, whenever I return to a room and am reminded of something that I'd clearly been doing (tea going cold, washing machine cycle finished, etc.) but been distracted from...

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

Nothing says you are on the right side of an argument nearly as powerfully as being told you are wrong by Kelvin MacKenzie, Jeremy Kyle and Simon Jordan.

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

Super Adam Hrdina's last-minute save for @FCZbrojovkaBrno vs Ústí now commemorated on @DPMBofficial vehicles.

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

Not sure why @Channel4 decided to use crappy AI in #24hoursinpolicecustody. Legal reasons? If not, one of the best, most engaging and most empathetic TV shows, since its very start, looks suddenly ridiculous.

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

@FCZbrojovkaBrno Jedna prosba: prosím o jasné, jednoduché písmo a číslování na zadní straně. Loni to bylo nečitelné.

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

@FootballCliches Re: the back of Bundesliga shirts, nothing - nothing - comes close to the grim stew of typefaces and cases that was the Schalke 2016-17 shirt

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

ChatGPT absolutely nailing my request of "could you create a politically and historically accurate diagram of a European country showing its historical borders (during an Empirical period for what we now call that country) compared to how it looks today?"

[David Szmidt @UtterBlether]

Big moth in my bathroom. Popped it outside while singing BigMoth Strikes Again.

I amuse myself at least.

[Martin Brundle OBE @MBrundleF1]

Just watching the news. I’ve circulated the world non-stop for over 40 years and met people I like, admire, trust, respect, adore, and love. Others I dislike, mistrust, and don’t respect. Gender, nationality, ethnicity, religion, or sexuality, or for that matter education and profession, are never the defining factor either way. We are endlessly privileged and responsible to live on the only known inhabited planet of billions in the endless galaxies, why do we threaten, hurt, maim, and kill each other? Live and let live I would say, realising it’s totally wishful thinking.