Lou's Utterances

The strange and random utterances/outbursts of Lou. Sometimes tweeted by herself, sometimes by the man subjected to them. Probably not for the easily offended!

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Time-lost titties.......there's a film that's never been made. What if you went back in time and undid your own boob? A temporal titty paradox

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@PopularPup5247

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@MurariRaj20 That's a warthog.

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@PopularPup5247 What absolute tosh. No such animal exists.

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@Nilvan__

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@ameliacute01

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@The_animal_hub Oh no indeed. That's some really shit A.I.

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@Crazymoments01

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@NeKidist Not this crap again!

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@Belyne741D Those are impala. Antelope, not deer.

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Bigfoot would have quite a different name if these tracks were discovered first!

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These marks...could it be?!

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@The_animal_hub

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"This next song is an old Delta blues number, a mournful tune of hardship, loss, betrayal and deep despair, and it's called 'Where's My Fucking Dinner, Woman'"🔊🆙

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@wildcapturd

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@__issAva

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@Ore_Dear @totine_ Yes, various kinds of snake will eat other snakes. King cobras are famous for it. Their genus name, Ophiophagus, literally means "snake eater".

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@KaijuIncredible @backroomskokich @TheYbbor Because the poster is mistaken. Only ONE of them is a leopard, Sabor. The others are snow leopards, a jaguar and a cheetah!

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@Marthin27861096 @TheYbbor And Gia is a jaguar. And snow leopards are not leopards.

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@lil_Tea_pot @TheYbbor No, he's a cheetah. That's the whole gag - a fat cheetah.

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@wildcapturd

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@The_animal_hub If you think this is real you need your eyes tested. Or your head.