Lou's Utterances

The strange and random utterances/outbursts of Lou. Sometimes tweeted by herself, sometimes by the man subjected to them. Probably not for the easily offended!

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Time-lost titties.......there's a film that's never been made. What if you went back in time and undid your own boob? A temporal titty paradox

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@Xochipilli2012 @christieistie @GuntherEagleman @grok Protozoa are generally no longer considered animals, but a kingdom of their own.

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@christieistie @GuntherEagleman @grok What did you think they were, plants?

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@droid1963 @christieistie @GuntherEagleman @grok No, it isn't. Plants, bacteria, fungi, etc. all belong to entirely separate kingdoms.

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@PopularPup5247 That's an African porcupine!

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@BriaMo777 Three-pound black ribbed nobbler.

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@thrashedroadfur *whose. :)

Sorry about the boiler, mine has been playing up too!

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@tanglefoot_tony Are teacup badgers the new thing?

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Why are people so reluctant to use hyphens these days? They exist for a reason. "Night-time", not "nighttime"!
#language #grammar #English

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Wednesday 11 November
Today's Daily Picture Theme is 'Nighttime'

Reply or RT with your own photo
Tomorrow's theme will be 'Ordinary Street Life'

#DailyPictureTheme Its's #Nighttime it's time for Dinner.

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@CarmenN87016 @urasetsa_we They don't have to state it at all. This site is riddled with A.I. videos that don't state it. Plus the video in this case is real, it's the photo that's fake. No kid got eaten by a well-fed pet snake!

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@AndyShrimpton4 @KIWitney Oh dear me, no. We can't have that! What's next, sidewalks and flashlights and what-not? Ugh!

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@AndyShrimpton4 @KIWitney Why, thank you. It is a titfish, a beast of my own creation! As you can no doubt tell, I am a highly skilled and talented artist ...

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@AndyShrimpton4 @KIWitney Greengrocer's or greengrocers'? :)

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@AndyShrimpton4 @KIWitney Aus English is the same as British English, isn't it? Like, you wouldn't spell them the American way (neighbor and labor)?

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@AndyShrimpton4 @KIWitney Well, yes. People who write things like "tomatoe's" should be publicly flogged. But 'phone and 'plane are correct, to show they're short for telephone and aeroplane.

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@Biffo183 I'm partial to the beef ones, myself.

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Nipple crabs. Their claws are specially adapted for hanging off human nip-nips. PINCHY PINCHY

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@HGDA777 Warthog, not wild boar. And not real.

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@pok3rprincess "The witches are doing their final checks on their brooms" is correct. You used "there" instead of "their".