Ryan Utterback ⭕️🔺

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@PFF Not as tough as the west

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@NickLewis37 😂

[Ryan Utterback ⭕️🔺 @UtterMATIC]

@SportsRamilia Yeah looks like Allen or Mahomes without WR1-5

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@AlSacco49 Play like an MVP

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@RickySpanish164 @GuruKevlar 😂

[Ryan Utterback ⭕️🔺 @UtterMATIC]

@LETSSEATALK I bet you do. 😂

[Ryan Utterback ⭕️🔺 @UtterMATIC]

@CFBONFOX @GopherFootball Refs handed it to MN

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@dalvincookin 😂

[Ryan Utterback ⭕️🔺 @UtterMATIC]

@GophinAround Caught Iowa on an off day. 👏🏻

[Ryan Utterback ⭕️🔺 @UtterMATIC]

@Underdog He’s a baby

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@mattblively Missing extra points is definitely not part of the game

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@NotLikeRuss Get ready to get phucked up

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@BleacherReport 😂

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@SeaGoat03 Dude it’s football. Quit being a bitch

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@grantcohn One game?

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@GridIronically Keep laughing lil bro.

[Ryan Utterback ⭕️🔺 @UtterMATIC]

@sjc6254 @GophinAround Wisconsin has been terrible 🤦🏽

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@sjc6254 @GophinAround Easy there. 13-10 isn’t a tide change. Iowa played a horrible game, and MN won by 3. See ya next year.

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@silkysxn https://t.co/dLletsahEN

[Dontay Atkinson @DonAtkinsonNFL]

BREAKING NEWS!!

The NFL has instituted a new rule in the wake of the 49ers’ players committing outrageous acts of violent football in recent games.

NFL Rule 178.3(a) now states:

“NO player shall, with the intent to use overt physical force, contact another player on the opposing team with such intensity that it makes said opposing player suffer any one of the following:

1.) A bruise that leaves a purple mark significant enough that the victim player feels self-conscious about wearing short pants in public;

2.) A tearing of a uniform garment that would make a jersey exchange at the end of the game impossible;

3.) An injury such that it makes engaging in recreational life activities such as badminton, performance dance, Pilates, or scrapbooking uncomfortable;

4.) Any psychological harm, including but not limited to anxiety, depression, general nervousness, resentment, lowering of self-esteem, fear of crowds, fear of closed spaces, fear of open spaces, career doubts, or feelings of inadequacy;

5.) Any secondary medical condition, including but not limited to dizziness, aphasia, chronic headaches, blurred vision, fatigue, acute bed wetting, vertigo, numbness in the joints, numbness in the feet, abdominal pain, constipation, or chronic inability to recite the alphabet without singing.”

The league stated this afternoon that it has instituted this rule as part of its ongoing effort to make football more emotionally available to elementary school children, encounter groups, book clubs, lawn bowling fans, folk singers, piano teachers, and male shift lead baristas who wear their hair up in a bun.

Neither the NFLPA nor the 49ers organization have yet commented on this rule change.