Ben Wagstaffe

[Ben Wagstaffe @UtterlyTeddy]

#XboxGarfieldSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Warning: do NOT feed your console lasagna.

Follow and RT with #XboxGarfieldSweepstakes for a chance to win this custom Garfield Xbox Series S in celebration of @NickBrawlGame.

Age 18+. Ends 12/23/21. Rules: https://t.co/yCF9A3cvV6

[𝙷 @hari_miller]

I inherited a desk and drawers in my new job but didn’t have the key until today. When I opened it the stuff from the previous person was still inside it. Shuffling through I stumbled across the order of service for a 21yo girl, Amelia.

[Joel Heyman @JoelHeyman]

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[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Filthy double nutmeg! 😳
https://t.co/zvSRKFyHKh

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Francesco Totti is set to play in his 42nd Rome derby today. He's scored 11 times in the fixture - more than any other player.

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Germany's all-time record goalscorer Miroslav Klose has announced his retirement from football.

Good bye legend

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Gianluigi Buffon in the Champions League:

- 100 Games 👍
- 44 Wins ⚽️
- 42 Clean Sheets 👋
- 2 Finals🎖

One of the greatest ever 👏

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Diemurci Mbokani getting stuck in a rollercoaster is the funniest thing you'll see today 😂😂😂

https://t.co/nxvOri4sXz

[Ben Wagstaffe @UtterlyTeddy]

@BethanyRTeeth @bdunkelman @nadiame @ashoemaker_

[UNILAD @UNILAD]

Barber: What would you like?
Him: A haircut please
Barber: Say no more...

[Ben Wagstaffe @UtterlyTeddy]

I just voted @woodyinho to be on the FIFA 17 cover. https://t.co/Zvml4LrK4q #FIFA17REUS #FIFA17CoverReward via @EASPORTS

[Lucas @LukeyH_SFC]

Man would like to get respectably intoxicated around good company

[Stormzy @stormzy]

How many retweets do I need to become prime minister

[Ben Wagstaffe @UtterlyTeddy]

Add me on Snapchat! Username: wagstaffer https://t.co/4rwnO16K6E

[Ben Wagstaffe @UtterlyTeddy]

Add me on Snapchat! Username: wagstaffer https://t.co/4rwnO1olve

[Ben Wagstaffe @UtterlyTeddy]

@LukeyHarmer get a job on the trains

[Ben Wagstaffe @UtterlyTeddy]

#TeamDez Supports child murder #teamdezisshit

[Ben Wagstaffe @UtterlyTeddy]

@LukeyHarmer thnx bby