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I’ve been treating myself spectacularly on the lead up to my birthday

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@littycuntkitty Slide over to bluesky

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@TylerIAm Gone head and mirror your twitter and bluesky so we can get more shit over there

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@zokage_ Damn shame they don’t let yall partake in 🌳

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Ended up getting 15% off by signing up to receive emails from them. I’m going to be the best dressed person at this wedding

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I need someone to throw me an alley with a discount at Bloomingdale’s so I can save money on this suit and it’s alterations

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I’m not saying I’m the best estate sale shopper in the world, but I’m not not the best estate sale shopper in the world

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@interiorstellar Do me a favor and start posting on bluesky please

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That picture of Solange in that lingerie >>>

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I got your love, you need to look no further

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Inner child is fuckin cheesin

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And just like that I’m 9 years old again

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And just like that I’m 9 years old again

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Just rode past a sex store with a sign that said “Our roses last all year”. Clever ass freaky niggas

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Patience is clearly the message of the day

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@keke_shontae Customer Success Manager

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@teenytinymo_ 2/16

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@MissPrettyNPynk She works at a place where the food is good lol

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I know it means the food is good when the lady working the register at the hole in the wall spot is a little rude. But why exactly are you rude though?

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@TraveseMila They do u-pick strawberries at their farm too. Had one of the best strawberries I’ve ever had

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Keeping a gallon of water (in a glass jug) in your trunk >>>