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The Policeman 👮‍♂️ "this can equate to jvm crash in the default configuration" - Generics and sophisticated Backwards Compatibility Policeman

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And "ReaderFinished" is wrong word, it is "ReaderClosed". Finished sounds more like "Ready" than like "Close", its misunderstanding. I heard of that shit the first time last weekend and was teriified. Who proposed it, I will kill him/her?

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Despite the obvious mass appeal of “An Animated Uwe Delivers All The News,” regretfully, talks with the @BBC have fallen through.

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IronUwe

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Into the Uweverse ep 2 aired a while back. After @thetaph1 tosed some shade at the not-so-deepfake tech, the production crew was sacked, and a new team was brought in. Sadly, Lucene was recast. Critics are already raving about virtual Uwe’s breakout perf https://t.co/HvY7QURsi2

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Part 2

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Part 1

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“This deep fake is not so deep!”

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Casting fell through, but it was a solid pitch.

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With thousands of facial structure properties alone separating a lump of clay from recognition, uncanny valley, caricature and more, one doesn’t simply attempt to virtualize a policeman. But the best world governments, utilizing their best resources, push ahead .5 hours per week.

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