KevinUxbridge

I killed all of them. Everywhere.

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March Madness sale is still on! My real dolls are still available for 15% off.

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People who throw cheese on their babies are the second worst people in the universe.

The worst, of course, are the Husnock.

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Good morning to everyone but the Husnock.

Because the Husnock are no more. Anywhere.

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If any of you are considering cosplaying the Husnock, might I shuggest you do not.

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I will not rest until I have all the Twitter followers, everywhere.

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@benandadamsbits Depends on whether you're trying to get in the real doll business.

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My wife makes good tea.

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@VenusteImperium I understand. I have the same urge to RP the Husnock. All of them, everywhere.