Samuel Hampton

I like my sugar with coffee n cream

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

Mentally, I’m the illest one here.

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

My phone literally feels like a trap.

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

Don’t even get me started on a vodka redbull

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

An 8 oz redbull will make you feel invincible

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

@_mmhampto

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

Reels is the new PowerPoint

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

@_leovenus I swear I saw y’all on an episode of jail birds

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

Me: God this break up is tough!
Snapchat: yeah you’ve got a year to get over that shit before we remind you about everything

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

Every social media app is turning into another version of tik tok

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

SEASON 15!!!!

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

I want to eat a steak with @ActionBronson

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

Stop listening to music that feeds your anxiety... You know who you are

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

“You listen to your music way too loud.” Yea bro it’s gotta be loud enough to drown out my mind.

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

Don’t you guys remember seeing the videos of Lamelo Ball when he was in middle school? Wasn’t that like last week?

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

Hear me out: an American idol contestant that is deaf and has leprosy that goes by the name Deaf Lepper

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

When you do a science presentation with the dumb jock and he has to say something in order to get full credit

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

@kyllewhiiite You make me happy, big dog.

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

If aliens learned about Groundhog Day, they would immediately be like “yep time to exterminate em.” Like we really have a nationally televised event where a groundhog decides the weather.

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

So what does it mean if you’re a self taught mortician?

[Samuel Hampton @UzbekiSam]

If you’re addicted to meth, does that mean you have a need for speed?