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[Amahx @Uzorblyd]

@asherkiinee I pick no 2.
You both! My two crush in one picture… damn!

[Sahara Reporters @SaharaReporters]

BREAKING: Former President Muhammadu Buhari Is Dead | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/wr8R92LtCP

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“If you weren’t born with a powerful surname, you can’t afford to be normal.”.

This video can change your life.
Please watch this.

[Amahx @Uzorblyd]

@olamiddeee Black Samson 🥰😎🖤🖤

[D’IPHONE BARON @japhetho]

This guy explained Nigeria perfectly in 1mins.

The good are no longer celebrated, competence is laughed at, instead we make mediocre stupid people famous and later regret it.

[APC or 🇳🇬. 1 must die @babaj1de]

This is a lecturer in a federal university in Nigeria

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

Delta State College of Nursing Sciences is threatening a student with disciplinary action because of song???
The students say dem sabi their mama!!
Students wey their mama dey work hard to give them better life.. una wan come expel them because them refuse to deny their mama? Na by force???

[The Sound @thesoundhub_]

Jesus, You the center of my JOY!!♥️

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Lung test https://t.co/NMSaYep38B

[Amahx @Uzorblyd]

@whatsappblog9ja So sorry @ojeteTv. I understand how pissed you may be feeling.
Next time, use @GIGMobility and travel with ease.
Hope you reach your destination in peace sha?

[Amahx @Uzorblyd]

@orioninc_ng @instablog9ja Cant believe I sneezed!!! 🥸😱

[BBM💙 @Martolexx]

Layi no go keeee me ooooo😂😂😂✅😂😂

This guy is the most educated skit makers in Nigeria ✅✅✅

Mr Ibu Portable Peter Drury UNIBEN Aunty Esther Ajax Tinubu is NOT Nkunku FinTech IT IS DONE Creation Ighalo Sensational Grammy Pastor Tobi 100 Naira Wike Maitama

[Senior Pst Okezie James Atañi. @Onsogbu]

This Mr Ibu update did something to me, it may to you.
Actor-Producer, Director, Charles Inojie Wrote about Mr Ibu!
"MR IBU... THE INDOMITABLE HUMORIST!

I never thought I could ever be able to relate this chapter of my encounter with Mr Ibu on his sick bed because I had this funny feeling that it had the potential of making light of a very dire situation as his condition presented. Well, the enigmatic humour monger himself, Ali Baba, has given me a soft landing to go ahead.

I walked into his private ward in the ICU in the company of Chinyere Wilfred at whose behest we made the journey to Ever Care where he is being treated. We had just finished from a set, and she suggested that we take the opportunity to visit Ibu. With us were Jasmine, Mrs Ibu, and a woman I believe is her friend.

As soon as we stepped into the room, his eyes lit up, and he retorted:

IBU: "Idiot, what are you doing here?"

ME: "Mumu, why you carry your leg go give mallam to dey cut?"

IBU: "I get sense?"

He would go on to quibble a few friendly banters with Chinyere. In fact, suffice to say that if a total stranger walked into that room that minute, he would never be able to tell who, indeed, was the patient.

From one joke to the other, Ibu literally entertained us. For a moment, i peered into his eyes as if searching for the secret of his willpower, and again, he levelled me out.

IBU: "You dey pity for me? No fear, the doctor say I go fit still use the leg later, even though some betta-betta meat don commot for the leg."

You could never stop wondering where he got the strength under such agonising pain to exude such positive energy so effortlessly.

Then came the moment. I picked his hands from his sides and held them tightly as I muttered,
"Let's pray."

We gazed intently at each other and connected on the fading highways of nostalgia, and upon the instance, I felt a mad rush of hot tears welling up beneath my quivering eyelids. I quickly turned away for fear my animal weakness was threatening to have the better of me, but too late. Ibu was crying, too!

We prayed and cried freely and came to, unconsoled. He wiped his eyes as I did mine, and out of the blues, the Ibu in him reared its head again.

IBU: "Idiot, you go dey cry. Wetin dey beat you?"

ME: "Mumu, you no cry?"

IBU: "Na as I see you dey cry, na him I say make I support you na."

The two delectable nurses tending him laughed and laughed, and you could tell that Ibu made their jobs so very easy with his ebullient mien.

I left his ward with one of life's vital lessons running through my mind... WHOEVER CAN MUSTER THE WILLPOWER TO SURVIVE IN THE FACE OF ANGUISH AND LIFE THREATENING PAIN, CAN DEFEAT DEATH EVEN IN THE MOST FIERCESOME BATTLE.

May God Almighty grant Ibu a speedy recovery."
We say Amen!

Charles Inojie

#sonwitexcessgrace
#peopledeysufferforthisregime
#hewuiheemebiwokpatakpata
#unuakolamoji

[praizy_p @praizzy_p]

This is the most beautiful video ❤

Mr Ibu Portable Peter Drury UNIBEN Aunty Esther Ajax Tinubu is NOT Nkunku FinTech IT IS DONE Creation Ighalo Sensational Grammy Pastor Tobi 100 Naira Wike Maitama

[Amahx @Uzorblyd]

@neduwazobia No be you again? Normally na Baba you be .

[Amahx @Uzorblyd]

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Different types. Please patronise me and support my business🙏. This will mean a lot to me.
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[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

All of you are mard 😩😩

[Punch Newspapers @MobilePunch]

Mob Beats Lagos Policeman Unconscious For Pushing Man Into BRT Lane

A mob beat a yet-to-be-identified policeman to a stupor after a man identified simply as Yusuf was rammed by a BRT vegicle from the impact of being allegedly pushed by policemen in the Ketu area of Lagos State.

The PUNCH gathered from eyewitnesses at the scene that the policeman and his colleagues were attempting to dispossess Yusuf of his vehicle when he got pushed into the BRT lane.

In the process, one of the BRT buses plying the lane inward Lagos rammed into Yusuf who collapsed due to the impact of the crash.

Speaking with our correspondent, an eyewitness, who does not want her name mentioned, said the policemen were responsible for Yusuf’s ordeal, adding that he sustained varying degrees of injury as a result of the incident.

“The policemen caused this; they were the ones that were trying to dispossess the man of his vehicle and while trying to push the man out of the vehicle, they pushed him on the BRT lane and an incoming bus ran into the man,” the eyewitness said.

Another eyewitness, whose name could not be ascertained as he hastily spoke with our correspondent when the scene got rowdy, said the policemen, after realising that Yusuf had been crushed by the BRT, attempted to flee the scene but an angry mob apprehended one of them.

He said, “It was people that beat the policeman till he fainted. He has not died because I still observed that he was breathing. People were annoyed about what they did to that man.

“The man sustained serious injuries, look at him lying unconscious on the floor and his blood on the road.”

Credit: Deji Lambo
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