Martian

Duo: @ffrogeo
Goodnight.
Good morning.
Thank you.
Goodbye.

[Martian @V1Martian]

@TweetsOfCats

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

(on a mattress on the floor of a stinky girls room listening to her Neutral Milk Hotel vinyl)

Me: what’re those?

Her: effigies,minerals, topaz-

Me: that’s dope. Ur like a witchy girl? dope

Her: actually I’m Wiccan

Me: dope. Dope. Can we turn off this music Im getting scared

[Martian @V1Martian]

@vanillaopinions @5thCDM Most hideous name NA

[Martian @V1Martian]

Whirr - Leave https://t.co/6XABdWUo9M via @YouTube

[Martian @V1Martian]

@EvangelionShots

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Your boyfriend: I hate you bitch *reaching back to slap you*

I materialize, cloaked and armed, my hand touches his forehead

His head snaps back, eyes rolling. He sees in his minds eye a sky broken, an ant crushed underfoot, the fall of Rome

On his knees weeping: I love you..

[Martian @V1Martian]

I stuck my hand in the back of the toilet

[Martian @V1Martian]

@xxirot Heard dat

[Martian @V1Martian]

@absynttt Heard dat

[Martian @V1Martian]

Blank https://t.co/v6W9Yujhwz via @YouTube

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

my friends call me a pussy because im warm and wet and soft and inviting

[Martian @V1Martian]

Repress your thoughts
Until your body rots

[Martian @V1Martian]

@Alita_the_angel I didn’t know you played tarkov

[Martian @V1Martian]

Finna start tweeting random cryptic phrases, I think that’s what gets the likes

[Martian @V1Martian]

@Oneproplayer @spxrrkz @TravioliTime @Get_Flanked @Wei2Yue Tell me if you ever figure this out, I think we’re just screwed.

[Martian @V1Martian]

@A_dmg04 Are the artifice chest pieces gonna glitch out again? I still can’t use the mod slot on mine from 3 seasons ago

[Martian @V1Martian]

@azmatr4z @A_dmg04 I just woke up and the servers are down so dim isn't working 😔, thanks though