Viper

Viper, VALORANT protocol

[Viper @V1perValorant]

❗FLASH WARNING❗

"This is my world!"

[Viper @V1perValorant]

My life will kill me before any of my enemies will

[Viper @V1perValorant]

@Rouge_TBat “Our similarities are... surprising. Please don't say you fight to obtain certain valuable mineral...”

[Viper @V1perValorant]

*Stares*

[𝘿𝙧. 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 @TrueStarline]

* Stares

[Viper @V1perValorant]

@Rouge_TBat “Independent? That's good.
I think you already know what blind chase of orders leads to.
Hm, you said a team? What's your deal?”

[Viper @V1perValorant]

@Rouge_TBat Noted. Rude of me... I'm Viper, Valorant protocol, scientist and an agent. You are, if it ain't no secret?

[Viper @V1perValorant]

@OwnerOfTheSkies So you want to claim it for yourself?

[Viper @V1perValorant]

@Rouge_TBat Agent? And who exactly do you work for, lady?

[Viper @V1perValorant]

I take a sip of coffee before sleep. I'm not sure why, but I do

[Viper @V1perValorant]

@Rouge_TBat "Because competence is also defined by the rarity. Speaking of rarity, you look quite... unusual".

[Viper @V1perValorant]

@Hopecrossheart Everyone needs a vilian

[Strawberry7 @Strawberry79]

THEM LOOKING OUT TO EACH OTHER IN BATTLE I HECKIN' LOVE THEM

[Viper @V1perValorant]

@Ex_LightOfDawn I believe we haven't met. Hello

[Rat 🎀 #1 Chamber HATER!!!! @dot_com_slash]

We don't talk about Chamber nose enough his in-game model DOES NOT do him justice #NEEDthat

[Viper @V1perValorant]

Your teammates? Don't you think, if no one is there – then you're the one in a wrong place

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧 @SergeantDoe]

Obviously, those maggotheads!

[VALORANT France @VALORANTfr]

Team Omega 💚

[Viper @V1perValorant]

That's... I should say our goal is quit similar, though I won't relate to your reasons. If you ever come to my world, you will meet a thing you seem not to care about - consequence

[MEOWDAS and Nyanja! @MEOWDASPARODY]

@TejoValor "When I get all the power over the world, I will build a machine that will be able to destroy alternate realities and I will erase every Midas! And no one will compare me with him anymore, I will be the only one!! Wuhahaha! And also all the tuna in the world will be mine."-💛

[Viper @V1perValorant]

You're even more *delusional* than him...
So... What's the deal with all the power you seek to gain? Tell me, what are you going to do with it

[MEOWDAS and Nyanja! @MEOWDASPARODY]

@TejoValor "You see, my job is my agency S.H.A.D.O.W., the whole world will be ours And no one will even understand it, we will always be close behind like a shadow, while everyone will live unsuspectingly, we will be the ones who are at the helm on this ship"-💛

[Viper @V1perValorant]

Missing someone?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧 @SergeantDoe]

Good morning, maggotheads!
Who's ready to push the cart and kick RED's ass-
...Where is everybody?

[Viper @V1perValorant]

You're quite a resemblance of a... Nevermind.
You seem wealthy, what's your job?

[MEOWDAS and Nyanja! @MEOWDASPARODY]

@TejoValor "I'am not JUST cat, I am the only one classy cat on the whole planet"-💛

[Viper @V1perValorant]

Nice to meet you... Cat?

[MEOWDAS and Nyanja! @MEOWDASPARODY]

"I'm not usually one for following someone else. Use my attention wisely"
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