V1sby

Interested in Gaming. Big fan of opossums and other vermin

[Stuartgaming @Stuartgamin]

How it Feels Not Killing People

[evil fucking skeleton @chumblings]

Tank Top Gay Face has passed away.

[⑂ Marceline || MUSE 11.16.2026 @xomarcy_]

bro buy the middle aged man drenched in cum figurine

[ari the fox 🦊🇲🇽 @greaseConsumerf]

“perfect bleed out spot” mfs when you smear poop on their face:

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

buying something from your phone feels evil. it feels unsafe. only the computer can keep my money safe. the phone is an evil, evil machine. i do not trust it with my finances.

[V1sby @V1sbyFIN]

@ZShugr @PrinzDL Yeah its called counterspell

[jekkabow @TornSickle]

dont look at me like that fatass u aint getting SHIT

[kali 🧠🪓 @kalikkoenn]

the more time goes on the more i realize that "skinny people just don't eat enough" is probably all there is to it because dear god, eating is fucking hard

[hibakod @hibakod]

>touch code
>bugs
>touch grass
>mfw also bugs

[sea @neverlie]

abt to be 24 and still haven’t worked a job

[Jeg @Jegere_]

Foreman: he can't possibly have brain cancer he's only 16 and shows no symptoms

Patient: Can't wait till I get home and play Mo and Krill

House:

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib sipping harambe’s revenge

[kcee @Kene_404]

My professor opening my exam sheet and realizing he's the dragon warrior 😂🐼

[frick @gofrickurself]

I don’t like who you are when you’re on Dr Pepper

[koda @kodakaderes]

if you smoke too much while pregnant your child comes out as a dead by daylight fan

[milk @milkinhisbag]

tried the big shirt no underwear strat around the house and got skid marks on my shirt

[V1sby @V1sbyFIN]

@ataraxiabts Already saw this bs yesterday and now I'm forced to see it again thanks to you

[impboss @ImpgirlYuri]

Bitches think they're Moe but they're not even Lenny