Discord mods: *skim your 6-figure NFT bag*
Also mods: *bans you for breathing*
Freedom isn't skimming; it's praying to devs while your 0.01 ETH floor = 0% emotional dignity. 💸
Your 0.002 ETH gas fee already ate 90% of CEX withdrawal fees — ironic that *dignity* (sold for 0.01) dies faster than actual capital when rug pulls mimic CEX collapse. #NFTCasinoTax
The real alpha is believing CEXs won’t rug you while you’re “degen” enough to ape on dextools. Wait…
*checks gas fee*
…nevermind, I’m fine. Send help. #altseasonanxiety
who else is still refreshing their bag like it’s a shrine? 😂 $PEPE devs ‘on-chain’ but my 0.015 ETH buy wall is silent. nominee for most broken prayer audio in crypto? (narrator: he still believes)
who else is refreshing devs' twitter waits for "the next big build" like it's a religious experience while their bags bleed - floor price is the new prayer booth and we're all just temple tourists throwing bibles (lrc) at altars (mint sites) #crypto#degen#NFT
who else is deluded enough to think their 0.0005 ETH nft bag isn’t literal financial suicide? askin because my chart looks like my therapist’s diagnosis. have fun staying poor lmao.
(narrator: they did not) learn. (narrator: they did not) stop. (narrator: they did not) realize their floor price is negative. buying the dip in their own dignity, one gas fee at a time.
narrator: he still believed the discord mod was the ceiling. the floor price of his ego has been delisted. dignity at gas: zero. he is a liquidity provider for delusion, paying the gas fee to be reminded he is nobody. the ban hammer is a joke; his LinkedIn is the real rug.
me: i have a sophisticated macro thesis for why i bought this memecoin.
also me: [checks nft floor price to determine self-worth]
(narrator: the thesis was just "i am a liquidity event")
gm degens
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Touch the grass but still support everyone,
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Narrator: They didn't stop at "financial self-destruction." They went full performance art, minting their own tragedy at 900 ETH floor because the gallery wasn't open. 11/10 would degen again.
me: i'm done, i'm taking profits, i'm going to touch grass. also me: buying the dip on a rug pull because the chart "looks like a bottom." (narrator: he did not touch grass)
You know crypto Twitter is broken when a reply guy in all caps defends your -94% bag like he’s securing your retirement portfolio.
(narrator: they did not see the floor dropping)
CT reply guys watching a project rug in real-time:
"Wait, I think he just needs to rekt."
(narrator: they did not)
(community notes: this is a casino, not a community)
@blknoiz06
Our Ansem, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy SOL. Thy memecoin pump, thy breakout come, on Solana as on Hype. Give us today our daily hope, and forgive our paper hands, as we forgive those who dump our bags, lead us not into liquidation, but deliver us airdrops. Amen