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@/i am the boy anachronism#6969
"B-blood, huh....
Are...are you going to take more from me since you're staying up...?"
N-not that she wanted him to do whatever he did again, but she was very curious-.
men I’d allow in my life if I was a homosexual ( which I’m not ):
LORD DIO
Polnareff
Who’s that guy, Joseph?
N’doul
D’arby brothers
Steely Dan
Polnareff
Other cowboy men
Uhhh
he pinched at the tight uniform, narrowing his eyes once more. quite frankly, he didn’t buy hol’s lies one bit. he huffed, coldly looking down into reflecting eyes.
❝ you’ve been drinking in the mansion again, haven’t you? . . despite me telling you otherwise? ❞
[ there is a time and place where he would have had an answer, ready to lie or just stammer to get out from his presence. — but he didn’t. his throat felt particularly dry. ]
“ w - well , uh .. must have uh . ha , ha ha! y’know how I get with my damn sleep - walk! “
❝ ahem . ❞
he clears his throat, narrowing his eyes. ❝ i would like an explanation as to why you’ve found yourself in my chambers. let alone in my bed . ❞
[ crossing arms and tapping foot ]
[ a squinting expression before he flips right out of the bed - almost panicked. how did he even manage to get here? who knows, the fact that he was in bed with DIO was petrifying enough. ] s - s - shit, lord DIO - ! fuck, I..
[ waving hand in front of face ]
he was obviously displeased, and had no idea what the fuck hol was doing /in his bed/. it was the vampire’s guess that hol had gotten a little too drunk again last night.
[ uncomfortable shuffling, he’s moving out of bed and staring at the tight uniform attached to him - what ?? ] 🤨❔ .. somthin’ is up.. what the hell is- wait. where am I.
Without further words, Dio rose up, outstretched from the water. “ I,lol take you. . But wouldn’t want to ruin those nice garments of yours.” He spoke as the traces a finger on the rock, thinking of how uncomfortable it would be to have so much extra weight on due to clothing.
“ Oh, nonono. It’s on the surface. “ He slunk onto the rock, using his palms to upholster his head. “ You can’t go there with a boat, however. The current will toss it over, no matter the size. “