HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
60 YEARS YOUNG.
MY PRIZE, @112ouncesof. πβ€οΈ
MY PREY, @offlcerfriendIy. π¦πΉ
MEET MY MEN, @oneasystreet_ & @simon_says_diee. π§πͺ
@oneasystreet_ REMEMBER WHEN WE MET ON FACEBOOK? YOU WERE TRYING TO SELL ONE OF YOUR CARS. WE BOTH TOOK IT FOR A SPIN. WENT TO JAIL FOR A COUPLE WEEKS. INSEPARABLE EVER SINCE. β€οΈ
@112ouncesof WHAT IF I JUST STUCK IT IN YOUR LIP? LIKE... [ Trying and failing to stick it in there. Over and over and over and over and over and over a
@oneasystreet_ WELL? THINK BIG, BIG GUY -- IT'S YOUR BIG DAY, YOU ONLY GET A COUPLE OF THESE WHEN YOU'RE ALIVE IN THE APOCALYPSE... (hehe) SO!
WHAT DO YOU WANT? CAKE? BEER? PRETZELS... ANYTHING YOU WANT, YOU'VE GOT IT, DWIGHTY BOY.