Wouter Jacobs

I do UX Design by day (and night sometimes) Former Jolburger. 🇿🇦Newly semigrated to the Cape.

[Wouter Jacobs @V4Wouter]

@mymyerica0126 @cnnbrk A video of of white people being killed by the thousands? Or a video of a loud politician singing a song that was popular during apartheid?

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PSA: if you pay @NakedCover_SA to insure your possessions, and then have some shit luck, and then submit a claim to have your thing replaced (because that’s what you pay them for) just know that they will not cover you after that when you get a replacement. It’s a one time deal.

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@Vodacom if you’re gonna force me to use your super app to manage my Phone Contract (why????) then at least make it work. Your OTP’s you send to link my account never get accepted. It’s Christmas and I’m mad now. Thanks for that.

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@DStv @SuperSportTV FOR THE LOVE OF F*CK FIX THE AUDIO ON SS3!
It glitches every few seconds and it’s infuriating.

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When did sports betting become so prevalent? I mean even @SuperSportTV is openly advertising gambling now. Is it just me who finds that to be wrong? Or am I behind the times somehow?

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@SGNux They don’t use kettles but they have boiler taps. I’m baffled by some of the things they do over there in Murca

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American people, why do you have taps above your stove?

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Guys @GaytonMcK is loving his new job 😂 Mans living his best life at the game #RSAvNZL @Springboks

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If you haven’t tried #KirstinsKickAssIcecream at Constantia Uitsig, you haven’t had the best ice cream in #CapeTown.

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Apparently not.

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Dear SA Rugby. Please may the Home team, and current world champ Springboks wear their HOME colours in their HOME test against the VISITING Irish team? #Greenandgold #sarugby @Springboks

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Dear Hollywood. Leave the classics alone. No one asked for a Matrix 4 and NO ONE asked for a Gladiator 2.

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@MisterFlak Thanks 😅 seems simple enough.

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@SGNux If executed properly.

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Crisis. Africa is a continent. Cape Town is a city in the country of South Africa. Please open google maps every once in a while.

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Yo people. Can we all agree that @jackblack is the most wholesome, fun and rad celebrity out there?

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@MisterFlak Like coffee pods that come in a pack of 10, each pod is in its own little “bag”, and then it’s mos a coffee pod. Like how much packaging does coffee need?

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@byrontrent Try the FitMenCook app. He has great, tasty meals that are really healthy and most of them are simple enough to make.

[Wouter Jacobs @V4Wouter]

#photoshop 's #GenerativeFill clearly can't read the room.
#ArtificialIntelligence #Wonttakemyjob #LOTR #LordOfTheRings