Valet Girls

poptimistic vaporwave auteur // avid hoya enthusiast

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Happy 9th birthday to my debut release, Jurassic Parlor! Can you believe it’s already been almost a decade?? 🌋🦖

https://t.co/2zF9281GbF

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Heard a rumor online and it turned out to be true: the secret showing tonite at my local theaters were early surprise showings of the upcoming Jurassic Park film ❤️ had a great time!

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

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@tamespeaker

[shiv @tamespeaker]

addison rae debut randomly being better than every beach house album

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kilby is the next coachella bc they let george clanton play @100pelectronica

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#NewProfilePic

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[as1a @asiaaxs]

why the fuck is michael jackson dead

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@hardtingz @PopCrave

[lauren @laurenashastro]

i’m a britney spears millennial not a red hot chili peppers millennial

[Charmy🪡 (fan account) @imcharm_]

746k first week is insane and y’all say beyoncé was bigger than her in the 2000’s😭

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As a side gift, here’s the instrumental to Femme Fatale (Deliverance) from another 2018 project 💅🏼

https://t.co/zDP9PUt3Tg

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Happy birthday LOSTWRLD! Such a fun project to work on 💚🦖🌋

https://t.co/Xyfj445u2N

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I also booted up a twelve year old laptop and have the instrumental which I’ll probably be uploading tomorrow lol

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If you told me even a year ago a track from a 2018 project would be racking up tens of thousands of views because Shazam mistakes slowed down Bloody Mary as Femme Fatale (Deliverance), I wouldn’t believe you but here we are lol

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@World0fEcho admittedly that’s a pretty short list

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Looked exactly like “3…. or 4” nonsense but the test image isn’t letters, it’s a big loud raptor attack intro on a huge screen

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Saw JP in theaters for its 30th anniversary, & it was great! Also, did you know that 3D glasses & movies don’t just automatically work? They have to be calibrated first before the movie! Anyway the calibration took like 20mins of film time & was like an eye doctor exam from hell