CRAVENSWORTH !

parody / rp

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

LASZLO CRAVENSWORTH

hedonist, musician,
topiary genius,
vampire.

{ a portrayal of a
canon character
from wwdits.
nsfw themes,
[18+] minors do
not interact. }

written by # CORVID

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

my sweet lady, hello. did you rest well?

[𝒏𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘹𝘰𝘴. @LIQUlDATION]

darling!!!!! :3

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

Greetings.

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

he's trying to protect you, you fool. I think you underestimate how entirely fucked you are in all of this.

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

these younger vampires have absolutely no decorum.

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

[ he stares at the young vampire for a moment or two, thoroughly unimpressed yet unsurprised. He's getting far too soft, not that he'd admit that to a single soul. ]

... until nandor isn't looking for you. What made you think this was anywhere close to a good idea?

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

Is that my darling wife come to save me from these bickering bastards?

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

[ He sits there for a moment, bringing his hand to pinch the bridge of his nose. If derek isn't careful, he'll wind up coming out with a tail or some other appendage he definitely isn't supposed to have. He stands and walks to the lab. ]

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

Where the fuck are my
sec-a-teurs ? my vulva garden needs tending to.

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

good lad. I'll keep him away for as long as I'm able but if he finds you, you're fucked.

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

abso-fucking-lutely not, my friend. I'll let you hide in my laboratory. don't touch my shit, though.

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

Oh, right - /that/ derek.

didn't you already give
him a good old...

[ he mimes staking someone. ]

[THE QUEEN BITCH .ᐟ @VAMPIRICBRAT]

( nandor is not buying it. if anything, he's throwing his hands up, exasperated. )

THE ONE WHO TURNED GUILLERMO INSTEAD OF ME. STUPID GLASSES, STUPID MUSTACHE, STUPID FACE—

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

the hell if I know - but If nandor catches you gizmo will be scraping your remains from the walls. I'd admire your courage if I wasn't already aware its just a complete lack of common sense.

[𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒 - @VEILEDBEAST]

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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 ; 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬 .

𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 , 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 ,
𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘵 .
ㅤㅤ

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

ah, derek. nandor's on the bloody warpath so i'd make myself scarce if I were you.

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

I've been awake for two minutes and I already want to fuck off back to my coffin.

[CRAVENSWORTH ! @VAMPIRLASZLO]

Uhh . . . who the fuck is derek?

[ well played, laszlo. ]

[THE QUEEN BITCH .ᐟ @VAMPIRICBRAT]

DEREK IS NOT DEAD ?????? DID YOU KNOW THIS ????

( doesn't know that laszlo is the one who helped guillermobring derek to the necromancer. )