Mike Wolffe

I'm an auto mechanic who was born and raised in NoVA. I'm a D.C. Sports fan who knows how to crack a joke to ease the pain that comes with that fandom

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@the_damn_muteKi *footless chicken

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@TheSmokingTire OBS Ford pickup. 2wd, short box.

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@ChrisCillizza Everyone is sweating in every scene. It's like the entire naval air station and the town it was near had broken A/C the entire goddamn time

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@capitalweather Snow in Woodbridge/dale city

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@drosssports

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@Ballaban @davidntracy No. They are worse, especially on mobile.

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@reddusfoximus How can I give this tweet 100 likes?

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@RobParker_JR @RFCapsMoustache 2:00 for associating with Tom Wilson

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@matt_terl Yeah, but it's 18 minutes and doesn't automatically repeat.

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@kasie @WayTooEarly @MSNBC I'm just arriving to work . My shift starts in 10 minutes.

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@kurtz_jason @AdamTuss @nbcwashington Hadn't thought of that. I know most snow plows are designed to "trip" when they encounter an obstacle like a speed bump or a curb, but that's at slow speeds in a parking lot, not clearing a highway at 30mph.

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@alanisnking Cover it with a saddle blanket like you might do to the worn bench seat in an old pickup truck.

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@mariabamfoo Both myself and my wife are available. Let's do this!

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@Steve_Dangle The capitals practice facility is a public rink, and it's well known that players who stay in town over the summer will rent ice time and hold informal practices or training sessions with personal trainers. This is not just a "Toronto thing"

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@UPSHelp why has a package been loaded onto a truck for delivery for three days and no attempt to actually deliver it to me been made. I can watch the truck come into my neighborhood on your "follow my delivery" map and not even try to deliver it to my house. #upshelp #upsnohelp

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Yesterday my wife came up with the brilliant idea to rename the #Redskins the Washington #MurderHornets. She says it'd be easy because it wouldn't require a color scheme change. Hopefully someone on the #RedskinsTweetTeam can photoshop a new team logo for the world to see.

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@alanisnking Maintaining my house at 77 degrees would cause me to self immolate. 80 would mean total vaporization.

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@AdamTuss @MWAAPoliceChief @nbcwashington While I believe people are definitely speeding more, I've seen it myself, the clip in the first 6 seconds of this video is visibly sped up. This is not good journalism on either your part, or your editor's part. There is no need for sensationalism, pandemic or no pandemic.